Wednesday REINSTATED

[octophone]

Howdy.

Today, someone has turned up with a cold and folk are freaking out. Can no-one save us from this idiocy?

 

[Dark Carnival]

My colleague choked on a bit of SALAD yesterday and had to leave the cantine to cough outside because it was making people STARE at us.

 

[ButterTart]

Howdy.

Today, someone has turned up with a cold and folk are freaking out. Can no-one save us from this idiocy?

I've had the day off work because of the tropical disease I picked up in Sweden. The symptoms don't match Coronavirus AT ALL, but that's by the by.

 

[big ron]

Working from home today because tired, not virus. And also because I can.

 

[big ron]

And also I didn't have a wank yesterday

 

[big ron]

Speaking of which, I had a sex dream about Sheena, but he couldn't get it up.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Hi. we're on flood alert again.

 

[octophone]

Hi. we're on flood alert again.

Oh no

 

[octophone]

Speaking of which, I had a sex dream about Sheena, but he couldn't get it up.

What, again?

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Oh no

Hopefully it's just a spring tide and will amount to nothing this time but everyone is understandably jumpy.

 

[octophone]

Hopefully it's just a spring tide and will amount to nothing this time but everyone is understandably jumpy.

Well, of course. Jeez, y'all can't get a break.

 

[lolly]

And also I didn't have a wank yesterday

Better have at least two today, just to keep your immune system up.

 

[big ron]

Better have at least two today, just to keep your immune system up.

I've scheduled it in at 2pm

 

[big ron]

Just want to say moopy has been a joy the past couple of days and has got me through a very stressful workload.

 

[lolly]

Are you wank ready, ron?

 

[Lucille]

Live updates please.

 

[Shirley]

Working from home today

#metoo. Just got an email from my boss saying "WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO DO THIS. *pointed lack of question mark*"

 

[Lucille]

My bosses have decided that worst case scenario they could work from home but that I "really should be at the office".

 

[Zu]

That’s because I emailed them. I said, “Slag will spend all day in bed eating pasta shapes and check emails on her phone every 30 minutes to make it look like she’s doing something”

 

[octophone]

That's 15 minutes our Ronald has been flogging the log. He must be hitting the vinegar strokes shortly.

 

[Lucille]

That’s because I emailed them. I said, “Slag will spend all day in bed eating pasta shapes and check emails on her phone every 30 minutes to make it look like she’s doing something”

I WOULD!

 

[big ron]

WANK UPDATE: More cancelled than an Alla thread.

 

[big ron]

I spent my time NEWSJACKING instead.

 

[big ron]

Thats a lie, I spent my time writing some quality journalism on a timely event relevant to my industry (for the webtraffic)

 

[big ron]

Just had a BUSINESS EMAIL from PornHub. I've made it.

 

[Christian]

Rishi Sunak is a very peculiar one.

 

[Lucille]

Well if that's not cause for a CELEBRATORY WANK I don't know WHAT IS.

 

[Lucille]

Rishi Sunak is a very peculiar one.

I'm fearful she's ONE OF OURS.

 

[Christian]

I'm fearful she's ONE OF OURS.

He MUST be.

 

[SDF]

I’ve had to record a video for a project at work

it’s a no expense spared affair Nadine Coyle style. Is there a free video editor that I can add in closed captions and a picture or banner at the beginning/end?

 

[Lucille]

That explains the £2bn in the budget for Fabrege eggs and GLITTER.

 

[big ron]

Well if that's not cause for a CELEBRATORY WANK I don't know WHAT IS.

I'm demanding a PornHub black card if we do BUSINESS.

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh is SDF starting his onlyfans account.

 

[Ellie]

I’ve only just been able to load up Moopy since yesterday evening. Shocked to get back on and see it’s not been down for everyone. Confused!

 

[Zu]

I know it takes all sorts to make a world () but the family who’ve moved into the flat opposite aren’t half LOUD AND COMMON and seem to consider their balcony to be some sort of living room extension

 

[Christian]

Oooooh is SDF starting his onlyfans account.

A nice chap I follow on Twitter just opened an Onlyfans account and him talking about how it's making him feel is such a grim story. If you're going to flap your bits around on the internet (and WHO CARES if you do), I'd really hope you got enjoyment out of it.

 

[big ron]

Oooooh is SDF starting his onlyfans account.

I did a talk yesterday about INNOVATION and one of my fellow speakers was a geeky looking young asian kid (possible twink) who was starting an only fans competitor. I've never felt so out of touch with THE YOOF.

 

[big ron]

Paging @Sheena but not about your limp dream dick. I was speaking to someone via facebook about something work related today, we had 2 friends in common and one was you. He's just added me so please DM me with anything I should know. TY in advance.

 

[Ellie]

I did a talk yesterday about INNOVATION and one of my fellow speakers was a geeky looking young asian kid (possible twink) who was starting an only fans competitor. I've never felt so out of touch with THE YOOF.

I came across this pop-up THING at the weekend with a huge queue of teenagers eager to get in. Again, have never felt so out of touch, but also thankful of that fact: https://selfiefactory.co.uk/

 

[SDF]

Thanks for your help loves