Wednesday releases its new single to universal derision

[Sheena]

GREETINGS from a ridiculously climate changed Warsaw where it’s somehow supposed to be 20 degrees today...

 

[Indie]

Warming up here too. Going to be 16c, which isn't quite as warm but it'll do.

 

[Sheena]

21 at the weekend, though. I’m going to have my first sea swim of the year- I’m positively ITCHING to get in the water...

 

[Sheena]

#hotweatherchat

 

[lolly]

I think we're going to go to Salisbury tomorrow. Mr L is already worried about fingering second hand vinyl in the charity shops. I bet he takes his gloves.

 

[Shirley]

I'm bored and I can't think of a single thing to do over Easter

I may stay in bed

 

[octophone]

We're due a "heatwave" over the weekend. I'm working on Friday and will probs just rest up on Saturday. Hot weather brings out all sorts, you see. It's not good.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Bitch I'm Medellin

 

[Shirley]

Honestly you'd think I was some sort of MAD GENIUS because I know how to fix a broken fluorescent light fitting

JUST BASIC LIFE COMPETENCIES LOVES

 

[Sheena]

I think we're going to go to Salisbury tomorrow. Mr L is already worried about fingering second hand vinyl in the charity shops. I bet he takes his gloves.

Salisbury is delightful for a day out. And not that far from me with a DELIGHTFUL public toilet on the outskirts. If I was free, i’d have come. Take that as you please...

 

[Sheena]

My Easter is filling up a bit too quick actually. Have dinner out Thursday, lunch at ours with friends on Friday and then a beach based picnic affair on Saturday. I need to make sure I get some serious down time in...

 

[octophone]

Salisbury is delightful for a day out. And not that far from me with a DELIGHTFUL public toilet on the outskirts. If I was free, i’d have come. Take that as you please...

Just don't go for a pizza...

 

[Indie]

That's 5 ellipses in 12 posts (4 by Sheena).

I might put it on the list of banned words.

 

[dmlaw]

That would be...unacceptable.

 

[Rita]

I am watching Beyoncé at Coachella on Netflix. She really is QUEEN. Bow down Madge, B got your crown.

 

[octophone]

That's 5 ellipses in 12 posts (4 by Sheena).

I might put it on the list of banned words.

Your rationale being...

 

[Indie]

Ellipsis overuse is a modern-day grammatical abomination.

 

[lolly]

That's 5 ellipses in 12 posts (4 by Sheena).

I might put it on the list of banned words.

As long as it's excluded after the words Sexy! No No No, I can live with that.

 

[Rita]

Full moon.

 

[Rita]

Half Moon.

 

[Rita]

TOTAL ECLIPSE.

 

[Sheena]

That's 5 ellipses in 12 posts (4 by Sheena).

I might put it on the list of banned words.

I do it far too often...

 

[lolly]

I'm more of a WANING MOON myself

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Salisbury is delightful for a day out. And not that far from me with a DELIGHTFUL public toilet on the outskirts. If I was free, i’d have come. Take that as you please...

I love Salisbury! Nice pubs, nice cathedral, okay-ish food.

NO COMMENT on the public toilet SITCH.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

TOTAL ECLIPSE.

I used to love that advert!

 

[Star]

I'm having my garden done today

 

[Star]

Last time I went Salisbury was in 2009 with lolly just after Stephen Gately died

 

[lolly]

Last time I went Salisbury was in 2009 with lolly just after Stephen Gately died

TEN FUCKING YEARS?

 

[lolly]

I'm having my garden done today

Is this a euphemism?

 

[lolly]

I've been to Salisbury quite a few times. It's nice, but I always get confused and think Vicars' Close is there, go looking for it, and then remember it's in Wells.

 

[big ron]

This is getting pissed in the sun weather.

 

[Star]

TEN F*CKING YEARS?

Still think about him EVERY* day



*well from time to time.

 

[Star]

Is this a euphemism?

We're having a barked out area created for a climbing frame, trees pruned and a general tidy up.

 

[Star]

This is getting pissed in the sun weather.

Oh it is lovely out!

 

[big ron]

The family has just set off to Blackpool for a pikey day out. Should have gone with them

 

[Indie]

Yay, I'm going to be on TV (on a popular TV quiz show)

 

[Kate]

Yay, I'm going to be on TV (on a popular TV quiz show)

WHICH ONE

 

[Kate]

I bet it's Tipping Point

 

[Kate]

Or Tenable with some LADS LADS LADS and a beer-related team name

 

[Indie]

I bet it's Tipping Point

Wouldn't that be amazing.

I'm probably not going to say until it's filmed, and then i'll let you all know if it's not terribly embarrassing.