Wednesday releases its new single to universal derision

I want to go on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire but I need to lose some weight first, sitting side on in that chair can't be flattering.
 
I’d be well fucked off if I were on the train but I’m very amused to see that Extinction Rebeliion protestors have GLUED themselves to the top of DLR trains. In fact I might pop down there and join them :disco:
 
Zu-Klara said:
I’d be well fucked off if I were on the train but I’m very amused to see that Extinction Rebeliion protestors have GLUED themselves to the top of DLR trains. In fact I might pop down there and join them :disco:
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I've just seen that - well funny. I think I might join them right enough.
 
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Actually there was someone wandering around the top deck of the bus handing out their promo leaflets the other day which I thought was quite a novel approach
 
Zu-Klara said:
Actually there was someone wandering around the top deck of the bus handing out their promo leaflets the other day which I thought was quite a novel approach
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Leaflets? PAPER ones? OMMMMGGGG!! SAVE THE TREEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
 
Obviously the Ecological Rebellion people are right about climate change but constantly describing themselves as rebels just makes them seem like they only got into this to try and get laid.
 
dmlaw said:
Obviously the Ecological Rebellion people are right about climate change but constantly describing themselves as rebels just makes them seem like they only got into this to try and get laid.
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:D !!
 
I see they’ve supposedly turned off the wi-fi network on the tube which I can almost NEVER connect to, so what exactly have they turned off? Anyway, must gather my GLUE :disco:
 
Oh look. I’m on top of @big ron. Ain’t the first and sure it won’t be the last time.

UP YOUR GAME BIG BOY.
 
Since Ryanair launched its “no cabin bag without paying” policy, you automatically get priority queuing if you buy one.

Which leads to the ENTIRE flight screaming “SPEEDY BOARDING” and trying to elbow their way past each other whilst forgetting that, now that cabin space isn’t as limited, it’s entirely pointless.

YOU AIN’T GONNA GET THERE ANY QUICKER YOU CUNTS!
 
I’m also in my second airport of the week that doesn’t have a single vegetarian sandwich option.

:evil:
 
I'm off now until Tuesday and I have come home to a plumber using electric tools to fit a new kitchen sink. I am hiding in the bedroom.
 
Sheena said:
Since Ryanair launched its “no cabin bag without paying” policy, you automatically get priority queuing if you buy one.
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Oops.

I remember having priority booking on the flight home after getting my foof installed and it was a waste of time cos I had an aisle seat. I was literally deposited onto the aircraft in a wheelchair and had to get up twice to let the people on the window and middle seats on! Divots.
 
I think I'm just going to invent an invisible illness to get priority and whizz ahead of everybody. Nobody seemed to check anything when I went with my mother, and she dismissed every wheelchair offered her without question.
 
Sheena said:
I’m also in my second airport of the week that doesn’t have a single vegetarian sandwich option.

:evil:
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Welcome to my word, hon! Airports are usually very difficult. I tend to just have a gin and tonic instead...
 
Are you absolutely sure you have a plumber in? It might be Extinction Rebellion....
 
Nah. He's finally fucked off. Over 12 hours after I left the house from work. It's not like a have wedding to go to tomorrow... EURGH.
 
My gardeners left at 4:30pm. I was paying them by the day. Can't help but feel a bit cheated there...
 
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