Wednesday releases sultry new fragrance 'Moopiqué'

[Penelope]

MORNING!

 

[Lucille]

I thought I smelt the soothing scent of TURDS!

 

[ButterTart]

I love a dab of Molton Brown's Moopiqué of a morning. Those subtle notes of toppy carrot, poppers and Enya's handbag leather

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Me buying Moopiqué this Christmas at all:

 

[Lucille]

Annual performance review day.

 

[Santaliger007]

On way a&e dont needs shiznet meating mumyzs my mobile turned white huhhh


Loves red ligers

 

[Penelope]

Moopiqué... for the unacceptable within

 

[Penelope]

Unacceptably hinged

 

[Penelope]

Unacceptably unflushable

 

[Penelope]

Unacceptably dark... unacceptably Jark

 

[Penelope]

Moopiqué: unleash your unacceptable

 

[octophone]

Stand out at the glory hole....with Moopiqué

 

[octophone]

Moopiqué - crisp as arseholes

 

[Penelope]

(imagine all Moopiqué advert monologues delivered in the sultry, husky tones of Jean-Pierre from Army of Lovers)

 

[octophone]

(Won't lie, I'm imagining Victoria Wood)

 

[Penelope]

(candid camera footage of ButterTart licking yogurt pot lid)

Moopiqué... hide your shame

 

[Lucille]

Annual performance review day.

I was told I was a pleasure to work with and never show signs of stress. Genuinely surprised my near constant hate and frustration for all my co-workers does not manifest itself physically!

 

[Lucille]

Like I’m so mad at all these hoes 8 hours a day.

 

[Rita]

Do we have any in Florida? This is looking VERY scary.

 

[ButterTart]

(candid camera footage of ButterTart licking yogurt pot lid)

Moopiqué... hide your shame

Moopiqué's feminine freshness range... new scents for you nuisance

 

[lolly]

Can I get my Moopiqué as a candle please? Or a diffuser?

I'd like to enhance the smell in my smallest room.

 

[GNL]

Is Moopiqué available as a 'room odoriser'?

 

[Penelope]

Moopiqué is in fact ORIGINALLY BASED on the ODOUR OF A CERTAIN ROOM

 

[Joseph]

Moopiqué - The fragrance that dares to ask “Will this post come back to haunt me in 20 years?”

 

[Joseph]

Do we have any in Florida? This is looking VERY scary.

Yeah I always think I want to live near the beach until these situations then I’m like oh I’m happy in the redneck woods after all

 

[octophone]

Moopiqué - for when you have your tits out during the Macarena

 

[GNL]

Moopiqué - for the woman who dares to live like a sexy dog and wants to smell like one too.

 

[big ron]

 

[lolly]

Moopiqué - get used to it now before your niece sends you to a nursing home

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Moopiqué - A Gentle Waft of Monge

 

[octophone]

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I mean, that's nailed it, eh?

 

[GNL]

Moopiqué - A Gentle Waft of Monge

Quite an overpowering top note.

 

[big ron]

I mean, that's nailed it, eh?

graphic design is my passion

 

[Joseph]

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[lolly]

Not sure if I'm scared or aroused

 

[Santaliger007]

8 half hours just bus way bak now i came colse opprachion few nights in got go bak tommrow rekon get lost

Red ligers kool

 

[Santaliger007]

Just bak mine darn busses


Red ligers big are best