Wednesday shat in Cwej's bidet

[COB]

I'm fucking not! I'm FRESH, YOUNG N' TIGHT.

and if you disagree you can have your MONEY BACK!

MATURE then, how's that

 

[Jark]

doesn't fit EITHER

 

[Ellie]

In fairness to the outing - yesterday was like being on Sunset Beach - Terror Island, and we didn’t know who was leaking information. Kate did her job well!

Praise be we haven’t got to a tsunami while on a cruise ship situation!

 

[Sniffles]

Oh and you can thank Octophone for my return, because this is the one that MADE ME POST.

I don't like people who don't know me passing comment on me after an 8 year absence. Saying that I look ghostly in a photo? Fine. (I am very pale and hadn't graduated to superior foundation shades and brands at that point. I would kill to look that fresh and young again!)

Confidently asserting what I would do in some ludicrous Moopy situation? Not fine.

Cancelling your DIRECT DEBIT? Sounds like a Tory donor who doesn't want to let new people into the country.

Sorry me, a now decripid adult person, adding some thoughts to this post.

 

[VoR]

Oh I'm 100% not coming for Kate. Yesterday was obviously an unusual day and she and @Sniffles seem to have resolved it amicably.

I was just thinking for future reference, unless there's evidence of deception or bad behaviour that warrants exposure, posters shouldn't expect Mods/Admins to make those kinds of revelations publicly.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Praise be we haven’t got to a tsunami while on a cruise ship situation!

Oh we don't? I assumed this feeling of water on my lungs, an inability to breathe and all round death while surrounded by cabaret singers, unhygienic water supplies and dead pensioners that Moopy has given to me in the last 2 days was exactly that!

 

[Indie]

I love the current admin team, even though they apparently favour you based on financial contributions(!)

Tempted to start a Kickstarter offering a free lifetime banning for anyone who contributes £1,000 to my beer fund.

 

[Kate]

Oh I'm 100% not coming for Kate. Yesterday was obviously an unusual day and she and @Sniffles seem to have resolved it amicably.

I was just thinking for future reference, unless there's evidence of deception or bad behaviour that warrants exposure, posters shouldn't expect Mods/Admins to make those kinds of revelations publicly.

Oh I agree and as I said I wouldn't have done it any other day. BADMIN WON'T DO IT AGAIN.

 

[dUb]

Totally get that it was a PERFECT STORM of infiltrators, intrigue, paranoia and potential subterfuge @Kate x

 

[Sniffles]

Just call me AGENT OF CHAOS

If you need someone's direct debit reinstated, feel free to ban me as this is quite distracting.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

cabaret singers,

Just need @Mel back now.

 

[Beverley]

MY IMPACT

THEIR FAVES COULD NEVER etc!

 

[Sniffles]

@Star, how much do I owe you for not allowing myself to be bullied or spoke ill of with zero basis?

I'll MAKE OUT A CHEQUE X

 

[Mats]

a hearty welcome to my fellow agent of fair complexion @Sniffles

let's lunch again sometime soon x

 

[Sniffles]

OMG love you! We totes will.

Okay I think that's enough chaos. If only you'd let people browse without logging in...!

 

[straightorbroken]

You might have missed a few things happening yesterday love.

Well I may have, but thought I read the jist of it.

Anyway, I'm glad the board has grown up as much as some say it has, that's all that matters

 

[Sniffles]

LOL

 

[octophone]

Tempted to start a Kickstarter offering a free lifetime banning for anyone who contributes £1,000 to my beer fund.

On it. I've got an offer at 3.4% that would be totally worth it.

 

[octophone]

Also, not here for handwringers or ambulance chasers.

 

[Loufoque]

Moopy is very giving me very Tamisha Iman tees. She nearly a pensioner but she still messy af.

 

[octophone]

Why be Rosie Ribbons when you can be Sleaford Mods?

 

[funky]

I'm casting Mo as Melanie Thornton back from the dead, Octophone as Kelly Overett and Kate as Janice Robinson if we're doing arbitrary comparisons to big pop girls.

i wish I knew who any of those people were

can I also just say I kinda love the name @Sniffles.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

i wish I knew who any of those people were

can I also just say I kinda love the name @Sniffles.

You do!

 

[Kate]

I think it might be best to close this thread now (IT IS THURSDAY AFTER ALL), strongly suggest that Octy and Mo put each other on ignore, and draw a line under it.