Wednesday starts in a getaway car

Not much to do today! Must do the most of it before everyone comes back and starts being a right pain in the arse.
 
I mean, who doesn't love a bit of MANDATED FUN?
 
They've been doing that with us. In a triumph of typing and organisation, we are having "the olympics". My task was to throw teabags into a mug from about 5 feet. A frisbee-style technique produced the best results. They also took loads of photos of us without permission which I hate.
 
Still havent shaken this lurgy and I have a firepit to to dig tomorrow and 4 days of tent based revelry ahead. Hmph.
 
Yesterday the funniest thing in ages happened and I'm going to describe it but you probably won't find it funny, one of those times you had to be there.

Mr F has been trying to pass a particularly stubborn kidney stone, it's been moving slowly down his urethra slowly since Saturday so he's been in considerable pain and discomfort. Yesterday I told him I was going to Tesco so he said he'd come with me. As I didn't fancy shuffling around the shop at 90-year-old's pace I said "you aren't coming with me in that state, I just want to get in, get the shopping and get out!". He asked what state. I said "Your ridiculous walk and your willy." So he got facetious about it and stood in front of me going "what do you mean my willy? My willy's attached to me, it goes everywhere I go!" and proceeded to do that hip thing where men's willies twirl wildly like a helicopter rotor (he had jog pants on). Obviously I laughed, it was funny, then he suddenly went "ooooooph" and dropped to his knees then all fours and was retching like he was going to be sick. By this point I was laughing hysterically, I'd snorted myself into choking and couldn't breathe but also couldn't stop laughing even though I knew he was in a lot of pain. After two minutes I composed myself enough to ask what was wrong. Apparently the tip of his knob had slapped against his thigh as he was twirling. He was on the floor for ten minutes, I told him that was God paying him back for taking the piss out of his wife. :D
 
octophone said:
They've been doing that with us. In a triumph of typing and organisation, we are having "the olympics". My task was to throw teabags into a mug from about 5 feet. A frisbee-style technique produced the best results. They also took loads of photos of us without permission which I hate.
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My camp was Olympic themed this year :D

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Mandy and I have decided when we get back from South America next February, we are going to put our flat up for sale, go have a meeting with a mortgage broker and hopefully move to Cowes. Then I can get my puppy 😍
 
Rachey said:
Mandy and I have decided when we get back from South America next February, we are going to put our flat up for sale, go have a meeting with a mortgage broker and hopefully move to Cowes. Then I can get my puppy 😍
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Where is Cowes?
 
Well I've endured the 'talent' show and the compost toilets. What a lovely day :)
 
Decided I couldn't face going back after lunch. Paced around for an hour and nearly home now.
 
The older I get this is 100% my trajectory after a hard day/night on the sesh. :D

BEFORE
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AFTER

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