Wednesday tased by elderly lesbian while harassing ox

[Santaliger007]

I behind keep thinking 2023 to long be 2035 huhhhhhh
Ace newd 6am4pm ment raine bet lucky get 30 mins
Bizzy day bizzy week saturday new home bargons opens yessss carnt wate


Orange ligers roxs

 

[Penelope]

HI GIRLS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

hi gay!

 

[jyxz]

I had banked on winning the £177 Euromillions last night.

Life is so cruel

 

[Lucille]

Completed the Guardian crossword this morning.

 

[octophone]

A new Home Bargains? FABULOUS. Love a Home Bargains wish I didn't have to trek so far to reach one.

 

[octophone]

Day off - Xmas/Birthday shopping for my nephew. As well as picking up a cheeky new guitar pedal for myself, of course.

 

[Santaliger007]

Bizzy bizzy day week etc and wet made tuna pasta bake fresh of drs bizzy dis wet lucky had 90 mins zzz nakketd mo zzz


Ligers to cool

 

[floppet]

Our local Primani has moved to a bigger unit and has reopened today. The other two women in the office have gone down to see it in their lunch hour, as if it isn't just the same as the old one was.

 

[floppet]

The office cleaner threw the rest of my bread out last night so I've got soup for dinner and no bread. I'm furious, her job is to clean stuff not take it upon herself to decide that bread is out of date and bin it (technically it was out of date but only because it had been in the freezer and was good for the rest of the week).

 

[Rachey]

I've literally just found out that apparently having a carabiner clipped to a bag or item of clothing is a lesbian thing

I had no idea. I mean Mandy has one on her rucksack when we go for walks but she clips her water bottle to it. Maybe she's actually doing it to let other lesbians know she's a lesbian

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If it is PRACTICAL it is SAPPHIC

 

[lolly]

What colour clip? And where does she clip it? Is there a carabiner code? Is she signalling she's a latex fetish top?

 

[Santaliger007]

Carnt ssy herd dat primani tipcall get bak mine starts rane con on

Big big ligers cool zzz time

 

[floppet]

Carnt ssy herd dat primani tipcall get bak mine starts rane con on

Big big ligers cool zzz time

It's what we call Primark around here.

 

[lolly]

I think most people who called it Primarni around these parts had it kicked out of them about a decade ago.

 

[big ron]

Two daily threads? Not on my watch.

 

[lolly]

Out for a walk around the lovelier parts of the city. As I was approaching the house where I was deflowered in the 1990s, I was thrilled to see there's a BLUE PLAQUE on the building.

Sadly it doesn't report that momentous occasion but some poet who lived there. And I got the building wrong. It was next door

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Home early. Over an hour before the kids. Disgusting weather aside 10/10

 

[Sheena]

The office cleaner threw the rest of my bread out last night so I've got soup for dinner and no bread. I'm furious, her job is to clean stuff not take it upon herself to decide that bread is out of date and bin it (technically it was out of date but only because it had been in the freezer and was good for the rest of the week).

My cleaner does this. I had to have words after I asked her to clean the fridge a couple of weeks ago and she lobbed out a piece of salmon which had been in the freezer for six months and I'd got out for that night's dinner.

YES, DEBZ (with a Z), THAT SALMON HAS BEEN IN THE FRIDGE SINCE APRIL.

 

[Sheena]

Out for a walk around the lovelier parts of the city. As I was approaching the house where I was deflowered in the 1990s, I was thrilled to see there's a BLUE PLAQUE on the building.

Sadly it doesn't report that momentous occasion but some poet who lived there. And I got the building wrong. It was next door

I'm glad you wrote 19-90s as we WEREN'T SURE.

 

[lolly]

My cleaner does this. I had to have words after I asked her to clean the fridge a couple of weeks ago and she lobbed out a piece of salmon which had been in the freezer for six months and I'd got out for that night's dinner.

YES, DEBZ (with a Z), THAT SALMON HAS BEEN IN THE FRIDGE SINCE APRIL.

Sorry, you've chosen to let someone called 'Debz' into your home?!

 

[lolly]

I'm glad you wrote 19-90s as we WEREN'T SURE.

Well supposedly the poet lived there in the 19th century, or I may have got my dates mixed up.

 

[dmlaw]

Well supposedly the poet lived there in the 19th century, or I may have got my dates mixed up.

Have you considered that you might have had the right building and the poet was the one who DID THE DEED?

 

[Penelope]

lolly was deflowered by BENJAMIN ZEPHANIAH?!

 

[lolly]

lolly was deflowered by BENJAMIN ZEPHANAIAH?!

No

PAM AYRES

 

[floppet]

My cleaner does this. I had to have words after I asked her to clean the fridge a couple of weeks ago and she lobbed out a piece of salmon which had been in the freezer for six months and I'd got out for that night's dinner.

YES, DEBZ (with a Z), THAT SALMON HAS BEEN IN THE FRIDGE SINCE APRIL.

They're a nightmare. Clean things, yes but don't go chucking stuff out without asking first.

I wouldn't mind but I had to dust and wipe my own computer, phone, monitor and desk this morning because she clearly hadn't!

 

[big ron]

I mean if I was a cleaner and I came across some 6 month old salmon you can get to fuck if you think I’m sniff testing it to see if its off or not!

 

[Sheena]

Sorry, you've chosen to let someone called 'Debz' into your home?!

I shudder every time but she's excellent. Y'know, MOUSEY, EAGER TO PLEASE, PAID UNDER THE MINIMUM WAGE, that kind of thing...

 

[Sheena]

I mean if I was a cleaner and I came across some 6 month old salmon you can get to fuck if you think I’m sniff testing it to see if its off or not!

My point being that if it was a SIX MONTH OLD PIECE OF SALMON, you'd PROBABLY have noticed the second you walked into the fucking building, let alone opened the fridge.

 

[Sheena]

They're a nightmare. Clean things, yes but don't go chucking stuff out without asking first.

I wouldn't mind but I had to dust and wipe my own computer, phone, monitor and desk this morning because she clearly hadn't!

That drives me insane. We pay for office cleaning in the new office as part of the contract and they literally come in and run a hoover round. NOTHING more.

I mean, we pay a slightly odd £10 a month for three times a week, so I'm not expecting a DEEP CLEAN, but still...

 

[big ron]

My point being that if it was a SIX MONTH OLD PIECE OF SALMON, you'd PROBABLY have noticed the second you walked into the fucking building, let alone opened the fridge.

Ha, this true.

 

[floppet]

Back from the dentist and I've been diagnosed with rampant oral thrush!

I got it at the beginning of October when I had antibiotics but the chemist gave me cream that I used for a week until I thought it had gone, it felt better. Turns out it hadn't gone, it just became asymptomatic.

 

[Indie]

rampant oral

phwoar

thrush!

eww

 

[Rachey]

What colour clip? And where does she clip it? Is there a carabiner code? Is she signalling she's a latex fetish top?

I think she has an orange one, clipped onto the back of her walking rucksack

I think she's secret trying to attract real lesbians.

 

[Rachey]

Sheena do you have a cleaner for your home?

I told mandy I wanted a cleaner but apparently a two bed flat with two adults and no children or pets, doesn't warrant a cleaner

 

[Lucille]

To the tune of Woman’s World:

RAMPANT!
ORAL THRUSH!

 

[Sheena]

Sheena do you have a cleaner for your home?

I told mandy I wanted a cleaner but apparently a two bed flat with two adults and no children or pets, doesn't warrant a cleaner

It fucking does. I couldn’t live without ours. Worth every penny.

 

[jyxz]

It fucking does. I couldn’t live without ours. Worth every penny.

A penny. An hour.

 

[Sheena]

A penny. An hour.

AND ALL THE J-LUBE SHE COULD WANT!