Wednesday wakes up to the most brilliant news (if true!)

IKEA Tottenham is a horror to get to, though. There's the train which runs about every three hours or the lovely 192. I'm not sure that the IKEA bus runs from Tottenham Hale any more and to be honest it always felt like getting some sort of SPECIAL NEEDS BUS and consequently slightly shameful

I did WALK there once and NEARLY DIED
 
Calculate the cost of a 10 plant weed grow, put in your meter reading now with grow factored in, grow, sell weed at higher cost because of rates. BIZNISS
 
I went to ikea this week and thought I’d have to get on the BUS, I didn’t realise it had such a STIGMA!

I came THIS close to buying a POÄNG
 
Dannii has come home with Chicken Spots. How long till Kylie gets it now too? :bad:

Think it takes a couple of days for the spots to come through. Dannii will be contagious until hers crust over (about a week iirc). Hopefully neither you nor Mr Star will catch it because it's awful in adults.

Will you be hosting a chickenpox party for the neighbourhood children who haven't had it yet? When spawn's childminder's kids got it she caught it from them and then infected Mr F who didn't know he'd never had chickenpox before. He then infected several prisoners on his wing before his spots came out and he got ill.

Time to get the Calamine Lotion and scratch-mitts ready ...
 
Oh God I'm developing a sore throat and general malaise just a few days before the Easter holidays begin.
 
Think it takes a couple of days for the spots to come through. Dannii will be contagious until hers crust over (about a week iirc). Hopefully neither you nor Mr Star will catch it because it's awful in adults.

Will you be hosting a chickenpox party for the neighbourhood children who haven't had it yet? When spawn's childminder's kids got it she caught it from them and then infected Mr F who didn't know he'd never had chickenpox before. He then infected several prisoners on his wing before his spots came out and he got ill.

Time to get the Calamine Lotion and scratch-mitts ready ...

Most people we know have had it. We've been to pox parties before but they've never caught it! I'm kinda glad to get it out the way but just annoyed at the timing of it as its Dannii's birthday on Friday
 
Omg Mum’s taken me to a Caribbean food pop up at the local pub, have I even left Hackney?!?
 
I feel like the world has left me behind sometimes.

I was on Instagram, and there’s a video “if you need a new sensory bin filler, I recommend these rainbow-dyed chickpeas”. I know mental health is important but I feel like people are doing increasingly bizarre things, I never got ASMR but then it was buying expensive slime off the net with crunchy bits in it, and now there are sensory bins, a big Tupperware box full of coloured chickpeas?

I don’t really know what’s going on
 
Ok I’ll stand by the ASMR and slime, but it seems this particular channel was for toddlers, which I didn’t consider, because candy coloured dried chickpeas is the worst idea ever - not sure if the paint was non toxic but it won’t matter if the kid has already choked to death immediately
 

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