Wednesday watches the sunrise

[COB]

Enjoying the Kylie wine for the first time tonight It's okay! A bit tart which I'd expect more from a Dannii wine, but maybe I don't have the palate for rosé.

 

[octophone]

Been off work with a stress-induced dodgy tum today.

Just about OK now, just knackered.

 

[lolly]

Been off work with a stress-induced dodgy tum today.

Just about OK now, just knackered.

Poor you

I don’t expect to pass anything solid until the temperature drops below 23°C myself

 

[Mats]

Poor you

I don’t expect to pass anything solid until the temperature drops below 23°C myself

it has taken me FOUR DAYS!

(obviously not consecutively on the loo before anyone wonders)

 

[Sheena]

Oh I’m quite REGULAR bowel wise at the moment. I think it’s all the FRUIT.

 

[lolly]

I'm doing bran flakes for breakfast. Christ knows why. I'd probably be better off with half a dozen boiled eggs and a chaser of imodium.

 

[Iguana]

Eurovision Moopmeet be like:

*non-Euroloon posters speak to each other*

Euroloon posters: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GTFO!

 

[big ron]

We can sit in the corner and get drunk and gossip, Floppet.

I’ll bring some ket.

 

[big ron]

I’ve been taking fibre pills and honestly I’ve never been enjoying shitting more in my life

 

[octophone]

Oh, don't get me wrong...I rarely have any difficulties with No 2s, I just don't like being able to shit through the eye of a needle.

 

[Sheena]

Back in the day, I always found a QUICK CIG would get things moving

 

[octophone]

Back in the day, I always found a QUICK CIG would get things moving

Where did you put it?

 

[lolly]

Black coffee on an empty stomach will usually open things up nicely

 

[Tisch]

Eurovision Moopmeet be like:

*non-Euroloon posters speak to each other*

Euroloon posters: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GTFO!

You forgot the subsequent poo chat

 

[Tisch]

Speaking of which I think the heat has affected mine slightly. I will try Lolly's tip tomorrow, not Sheena's.

 

[lolly]

Quite spectacular lightning here. No fucking rain, though

 

[Mats]

Black coffee on an empty stomach will usually open things up nicely

even that won't help me these days. it's the pills or nothing

 

[COB]

It's ended up really hot tonight, and for some reason there are children running about and screaming outside. It's past their bedtime

 

[Zu]

I always find that throwing bricks and bottles puts paid to that sort of business

 

[COB]

I'm blasting Faceshopping out of my window, let's see how that goes down

 

[Zu]

A belated ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG to @Ag. 40 is fine, by the way. It’s only when you hit 50 that it goes cunt up