Welcome to A Song for SuomiFrid: the live launch! - CLOSED GOOD LUCK

[Penelope]

Calling my dealer in a bid to overdose on MDMA urgently!!

 

[Soldi]

Gonna burn down Glasgow Zoo in protest

 

[Suomi]

Point of order: This song was never an ASFM entry. You might be thinking of Caramelltanzen, which is wholly different.

But the Swedish version makes me cry because it is so beautiful! (This is not a joke)

 

[Lucille]

Three VERY CUM SOAKED girls.

 

[Tisch]

Quite big pendulous tits actually

 

[ZenGiraffe]

But the Swedish version makes me cry because it is so beautiful! (This is not a joke)

Were we separated at birth?

 

[Penelope]

Oh for fucks sake not this shite

You SHUT YOUR MOUTH! That is VOCALIST OF A GENERATION DINAH NAH YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this where SAM TEEN first got her signature move?

 

[Soldi]

You SHUT YOUR MOUTH! That is VOCALIST OF A GENERATION DINAH NAH YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!

 

[dmlaw]

But the Swedish version makes me cry because it is so beautiful! (This is not a joke)

Oh, it’s one of the five greatest songs of all time. It just wasn’t an ASFM entry. At least, not yet.

 

[Lucille]

This is how I dance when I’m trying to shake the cum out of my arse.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh, it’s one of the five greatest songs of all time. It just wasn’t an ASFM entry. At least, not yet.

 

[Penelope]

But the Swedish version makes me cry because it is so beautiful! (This is not a joke)

It's the sound of hope, being saved, Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro both dying of a stroke at the same time mid-masturbation.....it is our generation's Natalia Gordienko - Sugar

 

[COB]

I love the song so much now, but by this point it might just be down to STOCKHOLM SYNDROME

 

[Iguana]

This WASN'T an ASFM entry? I'm GAGGED

 

[Tisch]

Is this where SAM TEEN first got her signature move?

She was an original member. She was thrown out when she kept insisting she was their "ruler". She insisted it wasn't "her case" in her tribunal but it wasn't enough

 

[Suomi]

I’m having to explain to @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid how Hello came 3rd

 

[Soldi]

Oh now this went from not actually qualifying to nearly winning the entire fucking thing because I threw in a wildcard

 

[Tisch]

Oh, HELLO!

 

[Iguana]

Now THIS @Ag extravaganza really grew on me as the competition went on and I love it now

 

[Penelope]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

 

[Tisch]

Oh now this went from not actually qualifying to nearly winning the entire fucking thing because I threw in a wildcard

Hope you're proud.

 

[Iguana]

how are you today?

 

[Soldi]

If I hadn’t voted (as I refrained from during the semis bc I was hosting) this would have won I THINK.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I absolutely adore OMFG

 

[Tisch]

It is properly brilliant. Still very sad for @doddy's lemon though

 

[Iguana]

It was fun when wildcards could do WELL!

 

[dmlaw]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

IT CAME THIRD. Largely thanks to cwej attempting to sabotage it.

 

[Lucille]

It’s actually WORSE than I remember.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If I hadn’t voted (as I refrained from during the semis bc I was hosting) this would have won I THINK.

 

[Soldi]

It is properly brilliant. Still very sad for @doddy's lemon though

Same

 

[Penelope]

It is properly brilliant. Still very sad for @doddy's lemon though

It's DODDU

HOW. MANY. TIMES

 

[Soldi]

I recall the GILEAD V GEORGIA threads set up that night

THE DRAMA

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

This song is very good once you get past the first 20 seconds of disbelief. It sounds shit but isn’t.

 

[Tisch]

Is that one top right saying "VV"? We should have listened!

 

[Lucille]

It feels about 20 minutes long.

 

[Soldi]

I recall the GILEAD V GEORGIA threads set up that night

THE DRAMA

I, of course, was pro-art so sided with Georgia

 

[Iguana]

31 viewers in the thread

 

[Penelope]

This really TREADS A LINE between UNLISTENABLY MORTIFYING and KIND OF BRILLIANT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It sounds shit but isn’t.

The most important quality in music, imho