Well, it's Wednesday

Day one off and I'm watching recruitment interviews for a Sales Director position at my new job.

THIS ISN'T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR!
 
I woke up at 3.13am with an awful stomach ache that I've still got now. I'm not convinced it isn't psychosomatic because I have to go in to work for training on the shite new software today.
 
Alex said:
How was it with Kylie in nursery ? Did you get any time to relax ?
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I missed him of course :D I still had Dannii so didn't get much rest although I got a bit of housework done. Tomorrow she does 1.5 hours settling in at nursery, so I might just treat myself to a hot cup of fruit tea for the first time in 3 months :disco:
 
Floppet said:
I woke up at 3.13am with an awful stomach ache that I've still got now. I'm not convinced it isn't psychosomatic because I have to go in to work for training on the shite new software today.
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I get that all the time, I've still got another 4 weeks to go but I can feel myself getting tense :(
 
Ron Jr is still asleep, which is unusual, so checked my phone which is linked to his switch. The little bugger has snuck it into his room and been on minecraft until 5am. Thank fuck hes not in school!
 
big ron said:
Ron Jr is still asleep, which is unusual, so checked my phone which is linked to his switch. The little bugger has snuck it into his room and been on minecraft until 5am. Thank fuck hes not in school!
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I think the only solution is to dump all of his diamonds into the lava and tell him that's what happens when you play after midnight.
 
Quite busy bus today, which is no wonder as there are only 3 of the cunts an hour.
 
Star said:
I missed him of course :D I still had Dannii so didn't get much rest although I got a bit of housework done. Tomorrow she does 1.5 hours settling in at nursery, so I might just treat myself to a hot cup of fruit tea for the first time in 3 months :disco:
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Oh the decadence ! :D
 
Lucille said:
Quite busy bus today, which is no wonder as there are only 3 of the cunts an hour.
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One bus an hour on my route. And only a quarter of the seats available. I still don't think there have been more than 3 people on the top deck at any time, though.
 
dmlaw said:
I think the only solution is to dump all of his diamonds into the lava and tell him that's what happens when you play after midnight.
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He would probably implode. I can't wait for him to get up to see if he tries to bullshit us or not. Being a parent is just a fun game of psychological warfare.
 
My godson got onto an almighty hour long strop because he lost a Pokemon on Pokemon Go!
 
Oh for those kind of distractions when I was young. Sometimes I stayed up later than allowed to watch the Crystal Maze, and then overnight TV went to the test card so had to sleep out of lack of anything else to do.
 
big ron said:
Ron Jr is still asleep, which is unusual, so checked my phone which is linked to his switch. The little bugger has snuck it into his room and been on minecraft until 5am. Thank fuck hes not in school!
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I used to wake up to play Street Fighter in the middle of the night as a little’un, and I thought I could get away with it if I turned the volume down. Sadly there was nothing I could do about the volume of a SNES controller hitting a TV screen when it was thrown in rage.
 
ButterTart said:
I used to wake up to play Street Fighter in the middle of the night as a little’un, and I thought I could get away with it if I turned the volume down. Sadly there was nothing I could do about the volume of a SNES controller hitting a TV screen when it was thrown in rage.
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Oh yeah we've all done it, poor bastard has technology to fight against, plus my 38 years experience of trying to get away with everything. I invented all his little schemes.

I'm deffos tracking his phone once he's old enough to have one.
 
I think I wrote a whole movie in my dreams...

If I were that way inclined I’d probably use today to get it written out and make it some sort of new “project” but I’m not.

Besides, any rare strokes of inspiration that come to me in my sleep usually turn out to be utterly daft in real life.

I mean, this was a remake of My Fair Lady featuring a RuPaul cameo.
 
Because his default is to get up and watch a bit of TV before we get up, but because its mid day he can't, so he had a mark. But then he's fucking knackered. He's chilled now. Glad I'm not doing his teaching today.
 
I’ve been for my CORONAVIRUS BLOOD TEST this morning :disco:
 
ButterTart said:
I used to wake up to play Street Fighter in the middle of the night as a little’un, and I thought I could get away with it if I turned the volume down. Sadly there was nothing I could do about the volume of a SNES controller hitting a TV screen when it was thrown in rage.
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When we were younger, my sister and I used to try and watch videos on our old VCR with the remote control on a wire.

If you hit rewind by mistake, it was off the richter scale. The windows would be rattling and we’d be deafened by the whizz of the VCR.
 
Win_the_game said:
When we were younger, my sister and I used to try and watch videos on our old VCR with the remote control on a wire.

If you hit rewind by mistake, it was off the richter scale. The windows would be rattling and we’d be deafened by the whizz of the VCR.
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I clung on to video for as long as humanly possible. There was always that sense of achievement when you rewound one without the horrible crunchy sound of the tape getting unspooled.
 
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