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Maurnin.

I'm feeling EMPOWERED.

Not really, I'm knackered. Just want to get to Fopp at lunchtime and then home.
 
Last "proper" day of my fortnight off work (weekends don't count) and once again Mr F has been ill for the whole of it, I've got sweet FA done and had no fun. Every. Single. Time.
 
I am off to get a blow dry today, and I think I shall get someone else to do my nails. I have been invited to an old friends wedding in Ibiza and am seriously contemplating it. Will need to take my youngest out of school for a few days, but OH WELL.
 
Popped out for cocktails and wine on Brick Lane. I’m sure I didn’t have THAT much but I suppose I had been drinking on the previous two evenings :side-eye:
 
What a fucking day. Started getting bit to shit on my feet and ankles at my desk, found a fucking FLEA. I don't have any pets, I haven't even had a CHILD in the house for a week, so god knows where that came from. Had to strip the house, hoover under everything, get dressed up like a fucking terrorist* and dispense an entire can of something akin to cyclon b about the place.

Decided to treat myself to a nice lunch, came home to an email from Ron Jr's school accusing him of basically being a torturous psychopath towards other children. Now I know parents are inclined to say 'not my little darling' but either he's got a serious split personality, or some shits going down that isn't right. So I've spent the past 2 hours crafting a very carefully worded, none aggressive but very strong email stating in no uncertain terms I want a meeting monday before he starts because it sounds like the kids have basically all been beating shit out of each other and no ones noticed, and in a school of 30 kids max to 6 adults each day, that sounds fucking ridiculous.

I need a fucking DRINK.
 
*I'm going protesting tomorrow and I looked hot in my camo jacket and scarf up to the nose, so I quite enjoyed the dressing up and fumigating bit.
 
I had a few too many drinks last night.

I've drunk 8 bottles of wine in a week.

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I’m certainly keeping Uber busy today. Dozed off after posting earlier, woke up in a sweaty drenched bed and ordered a Wasabi. So unnecessary and wasteful :disco:
 
I might have a small libation to accompany tonight's mandatory Lana-related swooning.
 
I think Dildos & Deliveroo would make a cracking autobiography title. I mean it's a bit of artistic licence, but even so.
 
Honestly, I'm so fucked off and tired to other people's shit.

Also, one of the biggest WASTERS in my old team is now in my new team and has been hanging about today.

Example of this person's work in the Community Forum...
 
lolly said:
I think Dildos & Deliveroo would make a cracking autobiography title. I mean it's a bit of artistic licence, but even so.
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Follow up to Deadlines & Diets. I mean, surely we're all singing that now.
 
I don’t think I have enough energy to make it to 5pm
 
They don't stand up all that well to transport from counter to table, so I'm guessing not good.
 
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It’s also a bit weird how they can vary between temptingly crispy and displeasingly floppy. You’d expect them to be consistent in one direction or another. I think Burger King fries are much better. Sometimes the McD’s ones can just taste like fried water
 
Has anyone else noticed that the Co-op’s compostable carrier bags have a slightly latex feel? I have to say that I’m not convinced by the strength of them as I wasn’t even halfway home when I noticed that my cucumber was poking out
 
Yvonne Mondle said:
Has anyone else noticed that the Co-op’s compostable carrier bags have a slightly latex feel? I have to say that I’m not convinced by the strength of them as I wasn’t even halfway home when I noticed that my cucumber was poking out
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:ken:
 
Can we all stop mentioning burger joints please? I'm sick of cooking (and eating) healthy (low fat) food but it's a bit cruel to order chinese for yourself and watch while the other person eats their fat-free cottage cheese isn't it? At least I'm back at work next week so could have McD's brekky on the sly if I want to.
 
Oh Moopy what is wrong with me? I went out tonight and met a gorgeous fella. A few of my friends and him ordered a taxi and came back to mine when the pub closed. He wanted to get in about the whiskeys at my bar and actually shat himself. I am sorry, but I can not cope. He went out for a cigarette in his boxers whilst I kindly put his jeans in the washing machine. I had to lock him out. The suite is leather but oh GOD. What is wrong with people? What is wrong with ME? :zombie:
 
Hey! That doesn’t happen to me normally until after the event.:oi:
 
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