WHAT’S THE POSHEST THING IN YOUR HOME?

[Nancy]

I WOULD HAVE TO SAY MY ROYAL DOULTON COLLECTION

 

[Iguana]

Me!

 

[Soldi]

I WOULD HAVE TO SAY MY ROYAL DOULTON COLLECTION

What about your WHITE SLIMLINE TELEPHONE

 

[Soldi]

My parents are having an ORANGERY built next year apparently

 

[jivafox]

Probably my Tracey Emin exhibition books.

 

[RJN]

My Victoria Beckham CD collection

 

[GNL]

My boyfriend.

 

[big ron]

My house

 

[big ron]

I have some artwork I’m told is possibly worth 5 figures. I got it for £100

 

[Nancy]

I have some artwork I’m told is possibly worth 5 figures. I got it for £100

IS IT A NUDE?

 

[Lucille]

I have quite A LOT of signed art books by Gilbert & George because George is trying to get into my pants

 

[GNL]

I have quite A LOT of signed art books by Gilbert & George because George is trying to get into my pants

Oh Lucy not GGDILFs.

 

[Nancy]

GGGGGIMME THAT DILF DICK

 

[Whatevar]

A walk in dressing room and a library

 

[Phoenix]

I have quite A LOT of signed art books by Gilbert & George because George is trying to get into my pants

Which one is it? You should do it and become a kept boy

 

[Nancy]

Which one is it? You should do it and become a kept boy

LOOKS AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS A COVID TEST

 

[Lucille]

Which one is it? You should do it and become a kept boy

THE TALL ONE. HE’S QUITE CHARMING FOR A MAN IN HIS 80s.

 

[Nancy]

THE TALL ONE. HE’S QUITE CHARMING FOR A MAN IN HIS 80s.

THE OLDEST MAN I’VE SLEPT WITH WAS 82 AND HE WAS AN OSCAR WINNER. TRUE STORY

 

[Lucille]

Oh I forgot, I have a BARRISTER in my house.

 

[Nancy]

I’VE ALSO SLEPT WIITH AN EMMY WINNER

 

[Nancy]

JUST NEED A GRAMMY WINNER TO COMPLETE THE HAT TRICK

 

[RJN]

Go for a Tony winner too and get the full egot

 

[Nancy]

ACTUALLY, I DIDN’T SLEEP WITH THE EMMY WINNER. I FISTED HIM.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t believe @MARY nearly has an EGOT HOLE.

 

[Nancy]

AND I HELD THEIR RESPECTIVE OSCARS AND EMMYS TOO

 

[Lucille]

DID YOU PUT THEM UP YOUR HOLE?

 

[Nancy]

ACTUALLY, I DIDN’T SLEEP WITH THE EMMY WINNER. I FISTED HIM.

IT WAS CHER’S COSTUME DESIGNER. HE WON IT FOR BEST COSTUME DESIGN FOR SOME TV SPECIAL

 

[Lucille]

BOB MACKIE

 

[Nancy]

BOB MACKIE

YEAH HIM. POSITIVELY CAVERNOUS!

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[Nancy]

I THINKK IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER JAGERBOMB

 

[Nancy]

ALSO A TORY MP

 

[Nancy]

THIS WAS IN MY WHORING DAYS

 

[Lucille]

YOU SHOULD WRITE AN EROTIC MEMOIR

 

[Lucille]

We’re you a full time whore or was it a SIDE GIG?

 

[Nancy]

We’re you a full time whore or was it a SIDE GIG?

FULL TIME FOR 2 YEARS

 

[Nancy]

THIS WAS IN MY EARLIER MOOPY INCARNATION

 

[Nancy]

IT WAS HARVEY PROCTOR. I HAD TO ROLE PLAY AS A NAUGHTY SCHOOLBOY AND HE WAS THE HEADMASTER

 

[Nancy]

HE CANED ME

 

[Phoenix]

Who was the Oscar winner?