What ever happened to post whoring? (3 Viewers)

[octophone]

Shaznay Lewis invests in "Ghandi 2"

 

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Mel Blatt fell flat on Adele's cat.

 

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Angine de Poitrine seduce gazelle.

 

[Halli]

More news just in: Joan Rivers not dead and planning to host a netflix special on the career of rising girl band FLO.

 

[Suedehead]

School is in session

 

[Suedehead]

No way no way
Ma na ma na

 

[Halli]

saturday night i like the way you move

 

[Suedehead]

I love Saturday

 

[Suedehead]

The Saturdays

 

[jivafox]

Claire From Steps doesn't have to and will not be purchasing a slice of seared watermelon for £12.95!

 

[Halli]

Lisa Scott Lee admits to not purchasing any format of Confessions 2.

 

[Halli]

Even Lee Latchford-Evans streamed it a couple of times. Steps now in crisis talks.

 

[Joseph]

JK Rolling’s moldy wall found liable in anal prolapse scandal

 

[Halli]

According to all sources, its the most shocking wall found since Fred & Rose.

 

[Joseph]

Rise West sends her regards to Madonna FROM BEYOND THE PRISON WALLS

 

[Joseph]

Cats who have posters

 

[Halli]

What you listening to? Nothing atm radio is off.

 

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Pots who have castors

 

[Joseph]

The cast of POTS THE MUSICAL devours cats wearing castors

 

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Pastors on castors plastercast disaster (with James Acaster)

 

[Jark]

the cats of PASTORS THE MUSICAL now with Stephanie Beacham's puss in the role of Geraldine Granger

 

[Joseph]

The plaster casts of cats making plaster casts are made of plaster blessed by pastors

 

[jivafox]

 

[Joseph]

Courtney Love ran up a flagpole by vicious gang of cigarette butts

 

[jivafox]

Courtney Love is in DIRE need of attention right now.

 

[jivafox]

 

[rhythmbandit]

Speculate wildly about Courtney Love.. GO!

 

[Tisch]

Help! Pen is stuck!

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Whats the capital of up and down?

 

[Suedehead]

I think you should get out of the hospital!

 

[Suedehead]

I love having Skittles while I’m shopping it’s so much fun!!

 

[Suedehead]

What is that awful KFC chicken tender advert with the old man singing Linger? Just no.

 

[Suedehead]

The Big Arch with bacon? No. Just NO.

 

[Tisch]

 

[jivafox]

Meg Ryan

in a film by Jane Campion

IN THE CUT

 

[Suedehead]

BRB just off to call my mum to tell her I’m a WHORE. Not just any WHORE though a POST WHORE.

Wish me LUCKY Moopy!!

 

[Suedehead]

S

Meg Ryan

in a film by Jane Campion

IN THE CUT

Still Meg Ryan’s best film. To. This. Day. PROVE ME WRONG!!

 

[jivafox]

MADAME X IS A WHORE

(A WHORE)

 

[Suedehead]

Hello? Hi Mum. It’s Suedehead. I just called to tell you that your son is a whore. No, no.. not that kind of whore. I’m a POST whore. What does that mean? Well, um.. it’s like when you post a lot on a forum I guess? No, no, not gentleman callers posting into my letterbox. Hello? Hello? Mmm DANON.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s burnt… the champagne was obviously frozen in the bottle at some point!