What ever happened to post whoring? (3 Viewers)

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Central Cee licks scarecrow

 

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Mariah Carey trebuchet accident (funny)

 

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Paris Hilton swordfights slender loris

 

[Agneeta]

I'm in the corner
Watching you FIST HER

 

[Suedehead]

Where do you go?
My lovely!
Where do you go?
I wanna know!
My lovely!
Where do you go?

 

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Fred Harris sceptical of finch

 

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Rose West new specs

 

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Rick Wakeman disgruntled at fork

 

[ZenGiraffe]

[Christina Aguilera] SAY! [/Christina Aguilera]

 

[Suedehead]

So if you're a post WHORE do you charge by the HOUR or by the POST?

 

[Jark]

Penelope found HOLLERING in a PADDED CELL

 

[Joseph]

S Club 7 relocated to North Korea for their own good

 

[jivafox]

Isla the Diva

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

So if you're a post WHORE do you charge by the HOUR or by the POST?

Minute after minute, hour after hour

 

[Shirley]

She's DEAD LOVE

 

[Pipo]

I thought that wh*re died?

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

You ARE a whore, darlin'.

 

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Winnie Mandela dirtbox spillage

 

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Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Cunt.

 

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Jonny Greenwood strangles grey squirrel.

 

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Imagine this shit is feeding AI

 

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Michael Jackson "balls deep" in lettuce.

 

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Crab tells Jeff Bezos to "fuck off"

 

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Stephen Malkmus enters cockpit

 

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Cliff Richard stranglewank

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Mother Theresa caught in queefing scandal

 

[Pipo]

Amanda Lear tickled pink flamingo

 

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Geri Halliwell, 64, wet pants exposé

 

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Kenny Dalglish damp gusset

 

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This is an email confirmation that your $4.99 donation to Cicciolina’s GoFundMe campaign for raising awareness about the plight of blind sloths has been successfully processed. Thank you for your valuable contribution to this urgent humanitarian crisis.

 

[Jark]

man chastened for shouting at blind sloth. i'm blind, not deaf, you stupid cunt, said the sloth in a rather musical Scottish lilt.

 

[Joseph]

Annie
Our
Ewe
Okay

 

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Annie "not" OK.

 

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Lucy Dacus 'cups' giraffe.

 

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Siri DEAD

 

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Sofa bed devastated by JD Vance rejection

 

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Olivia Dean 'all aquiver' at red-lipped batfish

 

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octophone 'clearly running out of ideas'

 

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octophone refutes claim, bums a goat.

 

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Dannii Minogue covets spittle