What ever happened to post whoring? (4 Viewers)

[Pipo]

Dr. Mario comes out as a zionist non-shock.

 

[GNL]

The EBU teases Eurovision: Asia: Europe Edition.

 

[Shoat]

Vanuatu wins inaugural Eurovision: Asia: Europe contest. Announces Prince Philip from beyond the grave as next year's compère.

 

[Joseph]

Troy Sivan became Kim Petras SHOCKER

 

[Joseph]

 

[Agneeta]

John Major elopes with sad old bean bag.

 

[Agneeta]

Wizbit bra and knickers

 

[Agneeta]

Mervyn King sexy santa outfit

 

[Shirley]

Hi this is my friend DAPHNE and I'm CELESTE

 

[jivafox]

Edwina Currie launches saucy new EGG SHOW in Thailand.

 

[Sardonicus]

Diane Abbott serenades cactus

 

[Agneeta]

FREE MARY WHITEHOUSE

 

[Shirley]

Padam?

 

[Jark]

what ever happened to posh snorting?

 

[Agneeta]

Lonnie Gordon claims free pissing saved her from her fruit machine addiction.

 

[Agneeta]

Snosh porting more like.

 

[Agneeta]

My favourite spoonerisms include:

West Bank
Sleeping Bag

 

[Shirley]

She shouted out
I'm ALL YOURS
BABOOSHKA BABOOSHKA BABOOSHKA YA YA

 

[Agneeta]

Kate Bush shocks crowd by guzzling down a whole KFC box meal in minutes (celebratory)

 

[Agneeta]

 

[Shirley]

Sheena Easton's ANSWERS FROM MANAGEMENT: THE MUSICAL coming soon

 

[octophone]

The Art Of Noise repelled by tree stump

 

[octophone]

Morrissey insists brown bread not be "too brown"

 

[octophone]

Andy Partridge handed flapjack by Ice T

 

[octophone]

Nova Twins 'enjoy' battenburg

 

[octophone]

PJ Harvey licks a peach

 

[octophone]

Phoebe Bridgers swollen appendix (true)

 

[Agneeta]

The Art Of Noise repelled by tree stump

I knew this was coming.

 

[Jark]

Woebe Boller Fridge takes inventor of the fridge to court. "That's my name!"

 

[Jark]

 

[Jark]

My bird died — and my husbands started communicating with each other.

 

[Joseph]

HUSBAND KILLS WIFE AFTER DEAD BIRD STROP

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy?

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

YOU DIRTY BIRD, HOW COULD YOU!

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Whoever slew Auntie Roo?

 

[octophone]

Roofrack revealed as fracking company owned by kangaroos.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[jivafox]

My husband is DEAD!
I don’t want to remarry I just want AVIAN FUN!

 

[Shoat]

Raye finally finds solace in seagulls

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who is Hunky Dory?