What ever happened to post whoring?

[Agneeta]

Sergio Mendes dies after being caterpaulted into 13th century Constantinople.

 

[Agneeta]

Byzantine Empire collapses after Samantha Mumba misses no.1.

 

[Agneeta]

Richard the Lionheart nudes leak during The One Show interview with Mr Snuffleupagas from Sesame Street.

 

[octophone]

Celebrity Foo Bump cancelled after Su Pollard tells Keith Barron she's going to "fuck him up".

 

[octophone]

Cliff Richard scat queen

 

[octophone]

Paul Shane insults jellyfish

 

[octophone]

Anita Dobson wrestles seagull for 27% of a sandwich

 

[Tisch]

Beverly Callard votes Big Ron

 

[Tisch]

Nicole Appleton breaks silence, "I've NO IDEA where it's at ACTUALLY SWEETCHEEKS "

 

[octophone]

Mark Carney tits out doing the Macarena

 

[octophone]

Archduke Franz Ferdinand feet pics

 

[Tisch]

Philip May POURS himself into pinstripe suit, shows off curvy figure (pp3-67)

 

[Indie]

<o o>

 

[GNL]

Nicole Appleton breaks silence, "I've NO IDEA where it's at ACTUALLY SWEETCHEEKS "

Natalie Appleton: "it's got to be in one of the pockets of your cargo pants."

 

[Tisch]

~*-oohie-*~

 

[Tisch]

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[Agneeta]

An expected erotic dance has broken out in the Southbank Centre.

 

[Agneeta]

Beans for spleens day.

 

[Agneeta]

Suomi organises coffee morning in the abandoned Mr Blobby Land. 28 injured.

 

[Agneeta]

Noel Edmonds gonzo non-shock

 

[Agneeta]

Elm Guest House re-opens as Cliff Richard museum.

 

[big ron]

host pouring

 

[big ron]

boast mooring

 

[big ron]

toast scoring

 

[big ron]

ghost touring

 

[Indie]

Hungry eyes?

Feed them a sandwich

 

[big ron]

coast luring

 

[big ron]

roast coring

 

[octophone]

She's got Dickie Davies eyes

(copyright Half Man Half Biscuit)

 

[octophone]

Alexa Chung discards Boost wrapper, 17 dead.

 

[octophone]

Hugh Dennis displays collection of stuffed goldfish

 

[Joseph]

Princess Di blamed for something

 

[octophone]

Miley Cyrus drops surname, becomes 'Ra, Egyptian God Of The Sun'.

 

[Tisch]

Miley Cyrus drops own earthly existence.

 

[jivafox]

Camilla Parker Bowles shits bed.

 

[Tisch]

Camilla Parker Bowles hits shed.

 

[jyxz]

Camilla Parker’s bowels shit head

 

[octophone]

Shit! Camilla Parker Bowles' head!

 

[jyxz]

Phillip and Fergies fecal fantasies fool farmers

 

[Agneeta]