WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE EPISODE OF AB FAB AND WHY IS IT “POOR”?

[Whatevar]

Milk, cod sticks, apples for Saffy

Milllllk?!

 

[GNL]

Have the scripts ever been published?

From what Jennifer Saunders has said about her PROCESS in interviews, I'm not sure half of them were WRITTEN.

 

[Whatevar]

I’ve got a book of scripts from series 1

 

[Sheena]

It’s SEX for me

OH THANK YOU PATSY

 

[Sheena]

TRUST ME EDDY, RUN!

 

[Sheena]

OH MY GOD, THERE’S SOMETHING HORRIBLE ON THE STAIRS

It’s me

I’m NOT blind.

 

[Sheena]

SHE IS THE SLOT MACHINE!

 

[Sheena]

HALF A PINT OF SHANDY BOOZE

 

[Sheena]

AND SOME PORK SCRACKLINGS

 

[Sheena]

I've only seen the first episode of Ab Fab. Twice.

You’re not making this easy, are you?

 

[Sheena]

I’ve only just realise that in my coldandflu state whilst high on Lemsip I entirely ignored the fact that this wasn’t just a general Ab Fab thread and I should have been talking about POOR.

 

[Sheena]

I also can’t believe we’ve got this far without

JUST TAX THE STUPID PEOPLE!

 

[Sheena]

LET THEM DIE!

 

[jyxz]

‘Sex’ for me too

 

[jyxz]

Celibate? That’s what they all say when they can’t have it off. Fat and ugly with no chance of a pork more like.

 

[Dr Lecter]

GO FOR IT EDDIE

 

[VoR]

CESS PIT FROM HELL!

 

[Lucille]

I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE.

 

[lolly]

GO FOR IT EDDIE

Seriously, is there a gay out there who doesn't think this every time they approach a changing traffic light?

I do it and I don't even fucking drive.

 

[VoR]

IS IT YOUR STALKER?
No it's not my stalker, I met my stalker. He'd got the wrong person. He was very nice! Very apologetic!

 

[Nancy]

YOU MIGHT PICK UP A FEW TIPS FOR THE DEBATING SOCIETY

 

[Nancy]

IT IS NOT ALIMONY, IT IS COMPENSATION

 

[COB]

I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE.

Why will you NEVER TELL ME?

 

[Dr Lecter]

Seriously, is there a gay out there who doesn't think this every time they approach a changing traffic light?

I do it and I don't even fucking drive.

Always

and the head back into the headrest


WATCH TOUR FOUL LANGUAGE

 

[Sheena]

OBSERVATIONS DREARY

 

[ButterTart]

IS IT YOUR STALKER?
No it's not my stalker, I met my stalker. He'd got the wrong person. He was very nice! Very apologetic!

The only way to deal with a stalker is to cut off his stalk.

 

[ButterTart]

‘Now... it’s MULTIPLE CHOICE’ was a bit of a catchphrase at my school. And ‘BOMBAY MIX’

I still know people who ask ‘is it a bee?’ when the phone rings.

 

[Sheena]

HAS ANYBODY SEEN THIS POT?

 

[Lucille]

Darling, just stick your fingers down your THROAT, hack off your TITS, keep taking the TABLETS and don't come back until you're looking like SOMETHING.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

IT'S A SMALL SHOE

 

[jivafox]

You don't wanna WHAP your fanny out at a prem! (I do) Slither your tits out in the back of a taxi. (I do, I do) I mean they're just MAGS, sweetheart. They're just mags. They're just receycled snaps. They come up again and again. They just recatagorise them, SHOVE them up their arse and VOMIT them up.

 

[funky]

*hands passport photo*

Yes it’s great isn’t it. I think the photographer really caught something...

Yes, SYPHILIS.

 

[funky]

EDDIE TELL HER TO GET HER HAIR AWAY FROM ME

my hair isn’t anywhere near you!

YOUR FACE HAIR

 

[Sheena]

What’s your email address? Oldwomanatriskofbeingstrangledbyowndaughter.com

 

[COB]

It's VERY RECENT

 

[Sheena]

IT’S NOT THE DIY CHANNEL, IT’S DYI, DO YOURSELF IN, THE EUTHANASIA CHANNEL.

And you’re on a SHORT SUBSCRIPTION, let me TELL YOU!

 

[Lucille]

DARLING IT’S NOT A CONVICTION

JUST A FIRM BELIEF

 

[funky]

Sweetie darling sweetie darling... not sure how that started really...

It started because you couldn’t remember my name for the first three years.

Don’t be SILLY darling, you didn’t have a name til you were at least FOUR

 

[Sheena]

She’s eating Pot Pourri!

 

[funky]

AM-RAH KANDINKY MAH

are you still doing that, Eddie?

yes almost religiously darling.