WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE EPISODE OF AB FAB AND WHY IS IT “POOR”?

[Sheena]

SHE’S BLIND!

 

[Sheena]

EMERGENCY LIPOSUCTION PLEASE

 

[Sheena]

I’m just here with a sick friend

 

[Sheena]

NO NO NO, SHE IS/ I AM NOT COMING TO LIVE HERE

 

[Sheena]

ARE YOU MINNIE DRIVER?

 

[Lucille]

IT FELL OFF

 

[Sheena]

PISS OFF!

 

[Sheena]

Darling, how fat is the woman playing me?

 

[Sheena]

A bungee jump with the elastic tied to the back of your head should sort that lot out.

 

[Sheena]

What was it in your day? WOMAN SHOWS ANKLE TO CHIMNEY SWEEP SHOCK?!

 

[Sheena]

POOR BETTINA!

 

[lolly]

I CONDOLE YOU

 

[Nancy]

SQUISH SQUISH

 

[Sheena]

Who was that group she hung around with? The Beatles, The Beach Boys...

THE BAADER MEINHOF!

 

[Sheena]

YOU HAVE A SISTER!

 

[lolly]

Oh darling, you didn't have a favourite Stone, you had 'em all!

 

[Sheena]

Jackie was behind the rich and powerful, beside the rich and powerful, UNDER the rich and powerful.

 

[Sheena]

How sweet of you to admit to a thing like that

 

[Sheena]

(New Year is definitely my second favourite episode)

 

[Sheena]

Oh well, TOO LATE TO FLUSH HER NOW

 

[Nancy]

A CARTOON!

 

[Sheena]

In with anger, out with love

 

[lolly]

I HOPE YOU'RE WEARING THICK PANTS

 

[Sheena]

Well I've been RIDDEN

 

[Nancy]

I MEAN, WHAT’S THE POINT OF GRIEVING IF THERE’S NO-ONE THERE TO SEE YOU DO IT?

 

[Frozen]

You only work in a shop, you know. You can drop the attitude.

 

[Sheena]

Edwina, dear, your Father is dead.

Well done.

What do you mean “Well done”, did she finish him off?

 

[Sheena]

Oh I think the lid must have come off of my amyl...

 

[Sheena]

Any chance of a plunger up the waste pipe?

 

[jivafox]

I just nodded off.

 

[Sheena]

Madonna's got offices up here

 

[Sheena]

GREENPEACE APPROVED!

 

[Sheena]

I did teach you the facts of life, didn't I darling?

If you mean the night when you stumbled into my bedroom, stoned out of your brain and whispered into my ear "Sweetie, people have it off" then yes, Mum, you did.

Well, if you want me to fill in any blanks, just let me know...

 

[Nancy]

LOCAL ANAESTHETIC? ARE YOU MAD? GOD WHAT IS THIS? EASTERN EUROPE?

 

[Lucille]

YOU LITTLE BITCH TROLL FROM HELL

 

[Sheena]

CLEAR!

 

[Sheena]

Oh, EVERY BIT OF THE HOG

 

[Nancy]

OI YOU! BITCH NURSE!

 

[Sheena]

NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO THERE'S NO LIMIT

 

[Sheena]

That’s Ivana Trump!