WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NANCY THREAD? FEAT. NANCY’S CLIMACTIC (to some) ANNOUNCEMENT

[Nancy]

I'm sensing beef...

I’M VEGAN

 

[Lucille]

SHE WAS STILL BREATHING WHEN I LEFT HER

ARE YOU SAMANTA TINA?

 

[lolly]

Joey got me free tickets to Mamma Mia

 

[Nancy]

Wasn't Joey the one that stole the Moopy funds or something like that?

Er no, not me

 

[COB]

Wasn't Joey the one that stole the Moopy funds or something like that?

That was Arthur Fowler, wasn't it?

 

[Eddie]

I'm sensing beef...

Not really. I just recall a PALLAVA involving an imaginary offspring.

 

[Nancy]

Not really. I just recall a PALLAVA involving an imaginary offspring.

ROLLO WAS LOVED

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wasn't Joey the one that stole the Moopy funds or something like that?

That really rings a bell!

 

[Nancy]

He’s with his new family now though. I don’t have access.

 

[lolly]

Baby Rollo was a bit shit

But let's not forget we had a Will Young forum then. We didn't know quality control.

 

[Eddie]

ROLLO WAS LOVED

Seriously, how do you IGNORE??

 

[lolly]

Seriously, how do you IGNORE??

Click on his name and then click ignore

 

[COB]

Seriously, how do you IGNORE??

Click someone's name, there's an ignore link in the menu that pops up.

 

[lolly]

I just remembered, me and Nancy were mods of dotlite together in its dying days <3

 

[Lucille]

OMG I DID HEAR ABOUT ROLLO.

 

[Nancy]

OMG I DID HEAR ABOUT ROLLO.

That was a joke that continued because it wound people up so much. Seemed it worked!

 

[Lucille]

I SENSE A PATTERN DARLING.

 

[octophone]

There have never been any stolen funds! We didn't have any money at all until Star whipped us into shape!

 

[octophone]

That said, none of us tried to get our arse onto Channel 4 by asking for a back, sack and crack wax on "The Salon".

 

[Nancy]

That said, none of us tried to get our arse onto Channel 4 by asking for a back, sack and crack wax on "The Salon".

 

[Nancy]

OMG MY X FACTOR STORY!

 

[lolly]

OMG MY X FACTOR STORY!

What, more than appearing in the bath on Xtra Factor, or whatever it was?

 

[Nancy]

What, more than appearing in the bath on Xtra Factor, or whatever it was?

Oh that was it!

 

[COB]

@Nancy gave Kelly Rowland a cough that one week.

 

[lolly]

Who said Nancy's announcement was ANTICLIMACTIC?

 

[Star]

Is it actually JOEY?

He used to be admin don't you know!

 

[Nancy]

I forgot my password and it just SNOWBALLED

 

[Star]

Although I thought Cwej might have got it by now

OMG it actually is Joey

 

[Sheena]

OMG I LOVE JOEY!

JOEY! HELLO JOEY!

I ALSO LOVE OUR NANCE SO THIS IS ALL GOOD NEWS!

 

[Nancy]

On the anniversary of Stephen Gately’s death, I AM ARISEN

 

[lolly]

OMG it actually is Joey

Hang on, has CWEJ DISAPPEARED?

 

[Nancy]

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT 2020 HAD NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE

 

[Sheena]

Look, I'll ask it as everyone is thinking it- are you still HOOKING, babes?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hang on, has CWEJ DISAPPEARED?

Car accident.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Sheena]

Hang on, has CWEJ DISAPPEARED?

SACRIFICED BY LESBAIN AVENGERS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Car accident.

Phew.

 

[Nancy]

Look, I'll ask it as everyone is thinking it- are you still HOOKING, babes?

NO ... but I’m still breathing JUST.

BIT TOO LONG IN TOOTH FOR THAT NOW. (Although the last time was by accident in March. He paid me £200 and I was too embarrassed to hand it back.)

 

[COB]

Um I'm actually hoping for a karaoke entry from @cwej so he better NOT be missing!

 

[Sheena]

NO ... but I’m still breathing JUST.

BIT TOO LONG IN TOOTH FOR THAT NOW. (Although the last time was by accident in March. He paid me £200 and I was too embarrassed to hand it back.)