WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NANCY THREAD? FEAT. NANCY’S CLIMACTIC (to some) ANNOUNCEMENT

[Lucille]

My ears seem to be burning. I cannot be held accountable for whatever things I cannot remember from when I was a drugged up young wreck. Now shush.

CHECK YOUR BANK STATEMENTS

 

[Rita]

My ears seem to be burning. I cannot be held accountable for whatever things I cannot remember from when I was a drugged up young wreck. Now shush.

Did Nancy take advantage of you? Those WORKING GIRLS usually do.

 

[Rita]

SORRY MUM

*squeezes cheeks*

 

[Nancy]

Why the FULL TIME COMEBACK NOW @Nancy?

It’s a long story. But my head and heart are now in the right places. I’ve been through a lot (as have we all right now) and I’ve got myself in a good place. Took a bit longer than I thought though!

I never truly left you all though and I’m sorry for not speaking up earlier. I’ve been keeping watch over you all throughout the years and that’s not just because I was being nosey, but because I care and I felt so proud to see so many of you, including you, fly. I just want to be part of it all again.

 

[Nancy]

NOW THAT’S AS EMOTIONAL AS I’LL GET

 

[lolly]

SORRY MUM

She only liked that because you didn't call her gran.

 

[Soldi]

She only liked that because you didn't call her gran.

I think Rita is the same age as Mother Soldi though!

 

[Soldi]

Also is Rita actually called Rita?

 

[lolly]

STAY WITH US NANCY

 

[lolly]

Also is Rita actually called Rita?

Shes done a reverse Cheryl Baker

 

[Nancy]

@Rachey WAS MY FAG HAG BACK IN THE DAY

 

[Rita]

Also is Rita actually called Rita?

Yes. I was Rita before ORA was even a twinkle in her mothers eye.

 

[Rita]

I think Rita is the same age as Mother Soldi though!

YOU TOLD ME I WAS YOUNGER!!

 

[Soldi]

YOU TOLD ME I WAS YOUNGER!!

I suppose it depends what month

 

[lolly]

YOU TOLD ME I WAS YOUNGER!!

I'm scared to ask the obvious question

 

[Star]

I suppose it depends what month

SEPTEMBER. PAY ATTENTION.

Honestly, the younger generation these days.

 

[Soldi]

SEPTEMBER. PAY ATTENTION.

Honestly, the younger generation these days.

Oh yes I remember now!

Congratulations Reet you are YOUNGER!

 

[Rita]

I suppose it depends what month

Nothing wrong with being a 47 year old fabulous female. Kudos to mama soldi for bringing such a beautiful young man to the Moopy shores.x

 

[Rita]

I'm scared to ask the obvious question

What IS the obvious question?

 

[Soldi]

Nothing wrong with being a 47 year old fabulous female. Kudos to mama soldi for bringing such a beautiful young man to the Moopy shores.x

Awwww

 

[lolly]

What IS the obvious question?

His father...

 

[Rita]

His father...

I was going to say he is surely older, but then my last husband was very much a toy boy.

 

[Lucille]

NANCY IS HIS FATHER.

 

[lolly]

Has @Kate seen this yet?

 

[Soldi]

NANCY IS HIS FATHER.

I used to live near Nancy last year so I may well have bumped into him a NUMBER OF TIMES

 

[cwej]

Earlier today Little Kylie said to me 'I really hope when I growed up, Uncle Cwej will teach me maths. Can we go to his house today?'

OMG!!! You should have come!

 

[Kate]

Has @Kate seen this yet?

Which page should I start on?

 

[Iguana]

Which page should I start on?

The very beginning
A very good place to start!

(Bring back the song lyrics thread)

 

[Lucille]

You can probably skip page 1.

 

[Kate]

WELL I NEVER

 

[Iguana]

WELL I NEVER

Which BIT?

 

[Kate]

JOEY

 

[Nancy]

I used to live near Nancy last year so I may well have bumped into him a NUMBER OF TIMES

I BUMPED YOU

 

[Nancy]

JOEY

KATE

 

[Soldi]

I BUMPED YOU

(What happens in the Asda in Hulme stays in the Asda in Hulme)

 

[Nancy]

It’s the ASDA in HULME

 

[Soldi]

It’s the ASDA in HULME

HAPPY NOW

 

[Nancy]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulme#

 

[Soldi]

Omg

 

[Soldi]

Love you Nancy