WHAT JOB WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THAT YOU NOW KNOW YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER DO?

[Nancy]

SUCH AS ASTRONAUT OR MAKEUP ARTIST

 

[Suomi]

A part of me would like to release another album, but the first one took it completely out of me

 

[Nancy]

A part of me would like to release another album, but the first one took it completely out of me

WHAT WAS IT CALLED?

 

[Suomi]

WHAT WAS IT CALLED?

“OH JESUS!”

 

[Nancy]

“OH JESUS!”

NME - “A HOLY MESS” - 2 STARS

 

[GNL]

Heiress

 

[Penelope]

Governess

 

[Indie]

Milkybar Kid

 

[Kate]

DEAD BABY INCEST PORN STAR

 

[Nancy]

DEAD BABY INCEST PORN STAR

THERE’S STILL TIME

 

[Star]

DEAD BABY INCEST PORN STAR

DON'T BRING ME INTO YOUR FANTASIES

 

[big ron]

I would have liked to have been in a band when I was younger. We ran a MIXMAG RECOMMENDED night and that was pretty rock n roll, and we did destroy some hotels and the like and I did get a lot of fanny out of it but oh to have swilled beer on a grubby stage with a guitar

 

[Kate]

THERE’S STILL TIME

Not if I want to be a dead baby

 

[Kate]

Otherwise, COMEDIAN, SINGER IN A COOL BAND, PUB LANDLADY or SOMETHING TO DO WITH DOGS (not porn tho)

 

[big ron]

I WANTED TO BE A CHEF THEN I DID IT THEN I STOPPED WANTING TO BE A CHEF

 

[big ron]

AND AN ARCHITECT BUT I DIDNT DO THAT

 

[Indie]

oh to have swilled beer on a grubby stage with a guitar

I HAVE LIVED YOUR DREAM

It's fine. If you drink too much, you forget out to play, and that goes well.

 

[lolly]

I wanted to play the piano on the back of the lemonade van.

 

[Zu]

A part of me would like to release another album, but the first one took it completely out of me

Is your name INDILA by any chance?

 

[Sheena]

PORN STAR
ROCK STAR
SOAP STAR

In that order

 

[big ron]

I HAVE LIVED YOUR DREAM

It's fine. If you drink too much, you forget out to play, and that goes well.

I did that but on decks, and drugs.

 

[GNL]

PORN STAR
ROCK STAR
SOAP STAR

In that order

Oh, everyone's a PORN STAR these days. Fill yer boots.

 

[Sheena]

Oh, everyone's a PORN STAR these days. Fill yer boots.

Oh not an ONLYFANS SNORE porn star. A proper STAR.

 

[GNL]

I wanted to be a journalist when I was younger. A (fabulous) English teacher arranged for me to have work experience with a journalist, but I didn't respond to his email when he revealed he worked on the SPORTS PAGES.

 

[Sheena]

I also wanted to be a journalist. I still DO really.

 

[K.C.]

Tour Guide

 

[big ron]

I would have loved to be a photojournalist too, proper gritty shit in warzones and the like.

 

[Lucille]

ICE DANCER

 

[Lucille]

I also wanted to present the Big Breakfast as a kid which is looking increasingly unlikely.

 

[COB]

Ghostbuster

 

[Nancy]

PROFESSIONAL DANCER

 

[vespertine]

Horror film screenwriter.

 

[Apoca]

I wanted to work in music at some point but I never did and I don't think I ever will at this point - and that's fine.

Wanted to work in meteorology. I did. Wanted to work in sports - I did and I still do. So I've had it quite good, really.

Also, I love cooking, I love food but e.g. I don't think I'd ever want to work in gastronomy. That would drive the fun and love for any of these things right out of me.

 

[vespertine]

PROFESSIONAL DANCER

Oh I do agree, the first time I saw Swan Lake I was fixated on Odette thinking, that could have been me.

 

[win_the_game]

A Historian.

 

[Apoca]

I also wanted to be a journalist. I still DO really.

Sheena, athletics correspondent

 

[lolly]

I was meant to do two weeks work experience at the Bristol Evening Post. I spent one day literally doing nothing, two days photocopying and then didn't bother turning up any more.