What will happen on Wednesday will SHOCK you

[Diddy]

I’m bored, just popped to the dry cleaners and drugstore, thinking I would hang my futon out, but a huge thunderstorm engulfed the city

 

[Diddy]

Also I’ve been watching natural disaster videos on YouTube and I’ve bummed myself out

 

[Diddy]

Jesus that lightning strike was close maybe the train depot?!

if I die, someone please edit the thread title to something less dramatically ironic

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve bummed myself

Jesus, you really were bored.

 

[straightorbroken]

Also I’ve been watching natural disaster videos on YouTube and I’ve bummed myself out

Mother nature is such a VICIOUS BITCH.

 

[Iguana]

We have an Editors thread? Oooh!

 

[Marina Salty]

I've just misread Kind Regards as Kudos in an email from the Athens Water Supply and Sewerage Company regarding my last bill and I was like Thanks, what did I do? for a sec.

 

[Apoca]

After a couple of nice, warm Slovenian/Italian days, October has arrived with a vengeance. 11°C and rain.

JOYOUS.

 

[Diddy]

We have an Editors thread? Oooh!

oh you KNOW what I meant! I had to type fast, I was seconds from DEATH!

 

[octophone]

Jesus, you really were bored.

...and almost outrageously gifted.

 

[ButterTart]

...and almost outrageously gifted.

Hung like a Spam canoe, that’s our Didsbury.

 

[octophone]

"a Spam canoe" is simultaneously one of the funniest and most grotesque phrases ever to enter my vocabulary.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bastille Day

 

[Diddy]

Spam canoe…

more like tinned ham with jelly

 

[Soldi]

Bastille Day

You look so angry there bbz

 

[GNL]

I can't believe France gave 'Pompeii' hitmakers Bastille their own day.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can't believe France gave 'Pompeii' hitmakers Bastille their own day.

It was actually decided by referendum after their excellent cover of Overload.

 

[Diddy]

It was actually decided by referendum after their excellent cover of Overload.

after they did that piss poor cover of Rhythm of the night, they should’ve gone to Madame Guillotine!

 

[funky]

Good morning moople

I’ve booked a trip to London and I’ve got 3 weeks to get into London Gay shape. I can’t possibly be flouncing round the south bank with a gravy belly.

Pls send help

 

[Soldi]

Mmm gravy

 

[Rachey]

Do men get strained thumbs from wanking too much?

I think I've got them, but from fudge making

 

[funky]

Do men get strained thumbs from wanking too much?

I think I've got them, but from fudge making

i feel sick

 

[funky]

Oh Rachey not fudge

 

[Soldi]

Do men get strained thumbs from wanking too much?

I think I've got them, but from fudge making

I don’t

My right arm however is a lot stronger than my left

 

[octophone]

We had a family holiday in France that coincided with Bastille Day and it was actually ace. I'm not a fan of fireworks these days but my 15 yr old self was well impressed.
It's just as well we weren't much of a beach family tho' because it was absolutely heaving.

 

[funky]

I love a good fireworks display!

 

[octophone]

I love a good fireworks display!

Seriously, it was amazing. Y'know that footage of the display that was meant to last an hour but they lit them all at once so it lasted about 5 minutes? It was like that only better and for a good 45 minutes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bastille Day fireworks are lovely indeed, as long as you have somewhere to appreciate them away from the MASSES.

 

[Apoca]

Do men get strained thumbs from wanking too much?

I think I've got them, but from fudge making

That's a nice euphemism

 

[Diddy]

Do men get strained thumbs from wanking too much?

I think I've got them, but from fudge making

Thumbs? They don’t really get much to do, I’d say the wrists perhaps?

 

[Rachey]

i feel sick

Actual fudge. Nothing sexual at all

 

[Rachey]

Thumbs? They don’t really get much to do, I’d say the wrists perhaps?

What about from gripping?

My thumb's hurt from gripping the fudge paddle

 

[Lucille]

FUDGE PADDLE

 

[Indie]

What happened on Wednesday shocked me

Boss: have you got two minutes?
Me: sure
Boss: Here's an extra 7k a year for no reason
Me: cool

 

[Diddy]

What about from gripping?

My thumb's hurt from gripping the fudge paddle

The grip is mostly the fingers I guess

 

[Rachey]

The grip is mostly the fingers I guess

Ah ok. Maybe I won't refer to my injury as wankers thumb then.

 

[Diddy]

Ah ok. Maybe I won't refer to my injury as wankers thumb then.

That probably wouldn’t be good in any case.

Fudger’s thumb?

 

[Diddy]

Omg I just remembered Farmer Fudge, did you ever get one of those?

 

[COB]

Fudger’s thumb?

 

[Rachey]

That probably wouldn’t be good in any case.

Fudger’s thumb?

Fudgers thumb could work.