What would you have liked to have been named?

[AGinAg (37)]

HA HA gotcha there Ag

You win Moopy.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Edwina Swansong Peg

 

[Generic Account]

I'm going to pick my favourite here and make it my Starbucks name

I love a fake Starbucks name. I was Tiago the other month.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kerry the Impaler

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Basil the Great Mouse Detective

 

[ButterTart]

Any non pisstakers care to contribute?

If I was a girl I would have been named ROMIANNA, so I’m just happy to have avoided that.

I wish I had a name I could shorten, though. Star Wars being massive when I was young was also a ballache, I’ve lost count of the amount of times people have told me to ‘use the force’ shortly after I introduced myself.

 

[Marina Salty]

Isabelle de Villehardouin

 

[ButterTart]

Fester Pistorius Skinlamp

I know him! He lives in a warden controlled bungalow near Whalley Range.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If I was a girl I would have been named ROMIANNA, so I’m just happy to have avoided that.

I wish I had a name I could shorten, though. Star Wars being massive when I was young was also a ballache, I’ve lost count of the amount of times people have told me to ‘use the force’ shortly after I introduced myself.

You're named Chewbacca?

 

[ButterTart]

You're named Chewbacca?

Chewbacca Lando Stormtrooper de Hut, at your service.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I know him! He lives in a warden controlled bungalow near Whalley Range.

He used to sell The Socialist Worker around Moss Side. Always smelled of mushrooms.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Arsene Vengaboy III

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jemima Munch Bunch McVitty

 

[Marina Salty]

ROMIANNA

I like it

 

[ButterTart]

He used to sell The Socialist Worker around Moss Side. Always smelled of mushrooms.

That’s him! He briefly changed his name to Toby and got fired from the Harvester in Durham after he headbutted him that played Pauline’s husband on the Eastenders.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That’s him! He briefly changed his name to Toby and got fired from the Harvester in Durham after he headbutted him that played Pauline’s husband on the Eastenders.

Yeah I remember. Thousand Island dressing has been off the salad cart ever since for fear of the conflict reemerging.

 

[Inner Smile]

Butter tart where do you live

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Winifred

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Treacher Collins

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Pierre Robin

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Mohammed Abdul Fatah

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Hosni Mobarak

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Maximilien Robespierre

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Screaming Lord Cunt

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jimmy Savile

 

[Sheena]

Inner Smile

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Alexander Sergeyevich Pushkin

 

[Sheena]

Mariah Cantaloupe

 

[Sheena]

Pissy Perkins

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Augusto PINOCHET Ugarte

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Rustie Lee

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fenella Sperm Count

 

[Inner Smile]

Inner Smile

You make me feel WILD

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Linda Lovelace

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Twerpy Shindig

 

[Inner Smile]

Quite like the name Linda

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Cheryl Ann Tweedy Versini Fernandez

 

[Marina Salty]

Benazir Bhutto

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Rudi Goatsex