What would you have liked to have been named?

[COB]

@Inner Smile your first name is the best first name, so don't change it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Smanfa Peg Leg

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kevin Front Bottom

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Platty Jubes

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m in the West Midlands at the minute. I don’t want to say exactly where in case people Google it and think I’m poor.

I think you're poor because you have 'tea' instead of dinner.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Platty Jubes

COZZY LIVS

 

[Jocasta Clun]

Wilma Bobsagg

 

[funky]

Anastasia Beaverhausen

 

[funky]

@Inner Smile your first name is the best first name, so don't change it

Inner?

 

[funky]

INNER? I hardly KNOWER!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

INNER? I hardly KNOWER!

 

[Inner Smile]

@Inner Smile your first name is the best first name, so don't change it

CHRISTOPHER? I don't think sooo

 

[big ron]

So i'm Chris (apparently I was nearly called Matthew) but I quite like Liam myself

Liam is a proper cunts name.

 

[big ron]

Barry Shitpeas

 

[big ron]

Tarquin-Farquah Bernard Esq.

 

[big ron]

Mary

 

[big ron]

Fela Kuti

 

[Rita]

Well getting blessed with RITA was a bit of a CHOICE. So maybe SONIA, MAUREEN, or GLADYS. Much and much the same.

 

[Rita]

Mary

My little sisters name. We all got named after my Mothers siblings. No originality in deepest darkest Donegal.

 

[COB]

CHRISTOPHER? I don't think sooo

I only ever got the full Christopher from my mum when I was in trouble, so whenever someone uses it now I still get a slight shock

 

[Inner Smile]

So maybe SONIA

?!

 

[Inner Smile]

I only ever got the full Christopher from my mum when I was in trouble, so whenever someone uses it now I still get a slight shock

Omg Thought you were called Connor for some reason

 

[Rita]

?!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Omg Thought you were called Connor for some reason

He was for a while.

 

[Inner Smile]

I HOPE SHE BITES YA

 

[Marina Salty]

Angora Nylandra Tafatia Michaels

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Daisy Cunt

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Ghislaine

 

[big ron]

My little sisters name. We all got named after my Mothers siblings. No originality in deepest darkest Donegal.

Yeah my siblings and cousins all have a lot of similar names/middle names to immediate family members. Very Irish.

 

[dmlaw]

Richard Hard

 

[COB]

Ghislaine

Hopefully without the very badly conditioned hair

 

[funky]

Mary

Quite Contrary?

 

[funky]

Mary

Magdelene?

 

[funky]

Mary

Of Nazareth?

 

[funky]

Mary

Queen of Scots?

 

[funky]

Mary

Poppins?

 

[Inner Smile]

Mary from corrie of course

 

[funky]

Mary

Berry?

 

[funky]

Mary

From Gogglebox?

 

[funky]

Mary

Had a little lamb?