He'd have to stand on a chair to get his jetwash over my fence, he's shorter than I am and I have to climb up onto the fence to see over into their garden when we're chatting. Also he'd have to be a precision-squirter to just get the other nuts and leave the lonely brazil nut sat in the middle.
On my way home from work there's a house on the corner of the dual-carriageway junction that has a red phone box and an Only Fools and Horses Reliant Robin in the garden who put on spectacular lighting displays every year and last night was the first night they were lit. It's actually quite a spirit-lifter to see them opposite the traffic lights when you've just crawled your way there in 5mph rush-hour traffic for thirty minutes so I say throw those decorations up with wild abandon tomorrow.
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You really need to get some better reading material IS!
