What's in Enya's handbag?

[disneyteletubby]

Some shamrock jewellery

 

[disneyteletubby]

What’s in the bag?

Exclusive Enya-filmed video on VHS-C cassettes from 30 years ago that have yet to be digitised. ️

 

[Agneeta]

Printed out copies of every A.I. picture in the topic, especially the dirty ones, which she's had laminated.

 

[GNL]

Handcuffs so she can perform a citizens arrest on Katy Perry should they ever cross paths.

 

[Joseph]

A bottle of bleach and a wicked thought

 

[disneyteletubby]

Essence of French eagle (l'eau de parfum)

(A clumsy reference to Aigle being liquidated in reality it's not, just one of the companies dissolved)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Aqua Net hairspray ️

(not the ozone-depleting ones anymore)

 

[FannyFaudrey]

An inflatable castle in case she's caught short.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Anzac cookies that her sister baked

 

[Pipo]

A strawberry-flavored pre-filled Mounjaro pen

 

[Enya Dearest]

Note to self: "Still no tours. Not now, not ever."

 

[Enya Dearest]

An unlimited Gold Card

 

[disneyteletubby]

Mounjaro pen

She'd be Sharon (and Kelly) Osbourne-level thin if she tried weight loss jabs

 

[disneyteletubby]

An axolotl

 

[Joseph]

Sixpence and some bearded barley

 

[Pipo]

A promo-only Passion CD single signed by none other than Geru Hallwell herself.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Her copy of the demo tape details, but with an updated number for Roma.

Spoiler: 1984 demo tape details featuring unreleased Enya songs which are unfortunately not going to be heard for some time...

Why did it go to that Enya archive guy who just claims it for himself...

I may have prompted this though

 

[disneyteletubby]

A slice of the world's longest tiramisu

 

[Joseph]

Douche

 

[disneyteletubby]

Perhaps some restraints

 

[disneyteletubby]

A smaller handbag resembling this:

 

[disneyteletubby]

I was also randomly thinking about that last bit haha (the red roses and a bottle of brown ale)

It was a flashback thing (Enya's 1988 performance of Orinoco Flow ) rather than live performance there, TOTP 25th October 1996
[...]
The intro made me laugh - presenter Jo Whiley said: "Guaranteed to do funny things to your innards, she is the mother of all things ambient, and on her rider that day were 250 red roses and a bottle of brown ale - Enya."

Maybe not the ale this time haha, but an elegant faux rose and a good quality water bottle.

 

[Enya Dearest]

I was also randomly thinking about that last bit haha (the red roses and a bottle of brown ale)

Maybe not the ale this time haha, but an elegant faux rose and a good quality water bottle.

"mother of all things ambient" well said

 

[disneyteletubby]

Lithium, sodium, potassium

 

[disneyteletubby]

A 'Géill Slí' road sign

 

[disneyteletubby]

A Roland JU-06 (works as a mini Roland Juno 60)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Items pinched from 10 guests

 

[Agneeta]

Stolen petrol

 

[disneyteletubby]

A Rosanna Crothers leaflet

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Tuesday. She has Tuesday in there. I only hope she releases it in time.

 

[disneyteletubby]

John Frieda Volume Lift Dry Texture Spray
(Haha I saw this ad for it and thought maybe she uses a bit of that)

Spoiler

 

[disneyteletubby]

A glowing peridot cut specially to remember Moya (her birthday, 4th August, she would've been 74)

 

[Joseph]

A used tampon and a voucher for one free abortion

 

[Shoat]

A tampon and a used voucher for one free abortion

 

[Kate]

Petrichor

 

[Enya Dearest]

A glowing peridot cut specially to remember Moya (her birthday, 4th August, she would've been 74)

Roma is two years older than her...

 

[Joseph]

A loaded revolver and a turkey leg dipped in Vaseline

 

[disneyteletubby]

A paper aeroplane to Bono asking why he thought it was appropriate to sing the U2 song Beautiful Day at Glen's funeral