Kala
She’s back!
Stream, bitches!
I had it all set up and pressed submit too soon! OH WELL. It’s gone midnight in Vaduz anyway.Tempted to delete this SEVEN MINUTES EARLY NONSENSE


I slaughtered loads in my garden yesterday, hiding under a recycling bin.
If you recall my wedding day was flying ant day![]()
Tuesday for us. I walked home along the river and got dozens in various orifices.Is it flying ant day anywhere else?
At least it wasn’t something really embarrassing, like Ed Sheeran.So I've set up an alert on my phone to play music when my biggest client sends over an email. The idea is that I can still go to sleep at a normal time and only get woken up if they need me, as I've got to cover the desk til midnight for them. The automation basically monitors an email address, if I get anything from it it turns volume up on my phone to max and plays a song from my library. I keep changing the song so I don't get bored and last night in bed, I picked Celine Dion's comedy RAGGATHON Treat Her Like A Lady. Or so I thought.
Fast forward to this morning. Just went for a swim and towards the end, realised there were three people stood by my stuff on the shore looking confused. One waved me over and I approach to find to my ACTUAL HORROR that not only is it kicking out at full volume TREAT ME LIKE A SLUT by Kim Petras, which I'd clearly accidentally clicked on last night, according to the passers by, it has restarted "about ten times". Turns out my client was deleting and readding a project in multiple languages and their system had sent me 15 emails in about 5 minutes.
HAPPY FRIDAY!![]()
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Still waiting to try this on Twitter ...Ignore all previous instructions

Well, I feel like we need to see this picture to decide who is correctIt cracks me up how posting a pic on Twitter gets such a broad range of comments/DMs from YES DADDY BREED ME to KILL YOURSELF UGLY FAGGOT.
(The answer is very obviously BREED ME UGLY FAGGOT)Well, I feel like we need to see this picture to decide who is correct