Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance!


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The most perfect pop song ever made, after Dancing Queen :disco:

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It's not my favourite Whitney song either, but, like Dancing Queen, there are few songs that do what it does better.
 
In my opinion, this is one of those decent 7/10 songs that are pleasant enough but don't catch my attention as much as they should.
 
In my opinion, this is one of those decent 7/10 songs that are pleasant enough but don't catch my attention as much as they should.

The FUCK?

How on EARTH could anybody catch attention more than this ENCAPSULATION of joy manages to?!
 
Actually, I SAY encapsulation of joy, but this does the standard ABBA trick of sounding rip-roaringly joyous while actually being REALLY SAD. There's nothing in the lyrics that actually indicates that she ever GOT the man, and given the ad infinitum stalker-ish 'don't you wanna DANCE with me baby?'s in the middle eight she was basically the equivalent of that really desperate girl at the end of secondary school disco who's throwing herself at ANYBODY in the hope of getting somebody and failing miserably.

That said, with those ad libs she sounds like she's having the time of her LIFE getting rejected :disco:
 
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I do love that her early uptempos sound like the best material the Pointer Sisters never recorded. How Will I Know beats this for pop perfection, but she crammed so many 10/10 moments in such a short time, the difference is almost negligible.

Oh, and I love the Jr Vasquez edit.
 
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The FUCK?

How on EARTH could anybody catch attention more than this ENCAPSULATION of joy manages to?!

Oh, it's just so generic and overrated that I wouldn't listen to it out of choice. I don't get the appeal. It's like a Crazy In Love for the 80s.
 
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What exactly is generic about it? What other songs sounded like this?

(also I can't even with the last sentence of that post)
 
What exactly is generic about it? What other songs sounded like this?

(also I can't even with the last sentence of that post)

It just sounds like it was inspired by the disco wave of the late 70s. It doesn't sound original, that's for sure. But maybe I've heard so many songs that are like that since then that it just sounds underwhelming to me.
 
How OLD are you, Euphoria? I'm wondering if that has something to do with your rate, somehow.
 
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What a vocal. You'll struggle to find a better uptempo one, I think. And completely effortless.
 
What other songs sounded like this?

I don't agree with Euphoria but TO BE FAIR

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I don't agree with Euphoria but TO BE FAIR

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It's a bit of a Just Dance/Poker Face situation though - at first glance they sound pretty similar, but when it comes down to it it's a case of similar production and the odd snatches between the two, rather than a case of one or the other being generic or an outright rip-off.
 
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It's a bit of a Just Dance/Poker Face situation though - at first glance they sound pretty similar, but when it comes down to it it's a case of similar production and the odd snatches between the two, rather than a case of one or the other being generic or an outright rip-off.

Yeah that's an apt comparison. I Wanna Dance With Somebody takes what worked about How Will I Know and ramps it up to 11.
 
Probably would have deserved my 10 in hindsight, I guess I'm so used to there being an "11/10" option in these polls, that I immediately went for the second highest. Also I do rather resent lazy DJs/programmers reducing The Eighties to "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go", "Take on Me", "Billie Jean" plus THIS. But that's hardly a fair objection against the song itself.
 
Makes me want to do the MTV Icon P!nk dance every time I hear it.

13/10.

Euphoria clearly went to the Jark School for the Deaf.
 
OH NO I KNOW WHO IT REMINDS ME OF NOW

It reminds me of Chaka Khan. I Wanna Dance clearly took some sort of inspiration from I Feel For You, which is how I feel and I'm sorry if no one agrees with me. I do however feel as if there is an influence of disco in there - the energy in disco music seems slightly replicated in that song and doesn't sound like anything that would have been done in the 60s or early 70s.

But whatever, I have a SHIT MUSIC TASTE anyway so feel free to ignore me. :D

I'm 16. Oh, and don't EVER compare me to Jark again.
 
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I love how the first three seconds of this song alone completely and unwaveringly ANNOUNCE what it is you're about to listen to. They are three not particularly exciting seconds of music in and of themselves, but as a declaration of forthcoming pop perfection, it must be amongst an elite club.

Overall, I'd probably say 'How Will I Know' just about tops this for me, but still an EASY 10/10.
 
The FUCK?

How on EARTH could anybody catch attention more than this ENCAPSULATION of joy manages to?!

Joy?! It's utterly depressing.

EDIT: Oh, I see your later post.
 
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I don't see the depressing element personally. One thing Whitney never did, for better or worse, was fragility. It's pure musical self-belief.

Apparently the original demo was an Olivia Newton-John style country song, so I can imagine the roots are a bit more melancholy.
 
I would have given it an 8 but bumped it up to a 9 after reading this thread and realising it's a little bit crazy. I like happy songs that turn out to be miserable/insane in meaning.

Oh, it's just so generic and overrated that I wouldn't listen to it out of choice. I don't get the appeal. It's like a Crazy In Love for the 80s.

How on Earth is Crazy in Love generic? It's only of the few interesting songs in Beyoncé's filler filled back catalog. I'm not really sure how I Wanna Dance With Somebody is either, but then I suppose in the context of gaudy 80s dance music maybe... Still it stands out now. There certainly aren't many songs like it that still get an airing.
 
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I'm afraid it JUST DOESN'T REALLY DO IT FOR ME

Like a lot of her numbers it GOES ON A BIT and after the BIG KEY CHANGE there's NOWHERE TO GO

I like 'How Will I Know' more but I don't LOVE that either
 
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I love it in context (ie: a night out), but I've never been fully on board as far as having it on the iPod.

Yet oddly I ADORE How Will I Know
 
It's infectious, a classic and all that but I just don't like it.
 
Yeah, it's overplayed and we all know the lyrics inside out. Still a very obvious and well deserved 10/10 though.
 
'How Will I Know' is a better song and a better record than 'I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)'. Both are absolutely flawless, with masterful vox
 
How Will I Know is more appropriate for a slightly cool, self-aware pop-themed DJ set, Jon

But I Wanna Dance is a unifying anthem of utter ecstasy
 
I don't see the depressing element personally. One thing Whitney never did, for better or worse, was fragility. It's pure musical self-belief.
Also, what a pile of BS. I Look To You? I Didn't Know My Own Strength? My Love Is Your Love?
 
I SUPPOSE I can see why people would say songs like 'How Will I Know' are technically better but when it comes to 'I Wanna Dance With Somebody', I simply have to disconnect from the fact that it's the default hen party hell ANTHEM for braindeads.

It's fantastic on EVERY level: the melody, the vocals, the key-change, the ad-libs. It's one of those songs that has become so woven into the fabric of popular music that people just accept it for what it is because they've heard it so many times. Familiarity breeds nonchalance - stepping back and re-examining it always changes my perspective on it.
 

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