WHO OR WHAT WOULD YOU SHAG IN VIRTUAL REALITY?

[Nancy]

WHO WOULD HAVE A RELATIVE?

 

[Nancy]

I MIGHT DO AN ATTRACTIVE VR COUSIN BUT I WOULD DRAW THE LINE AT A FAMILY PET.

 

[Lucille]

As mentioned in the other thread I probably would have no problem shagging a cousin but none of them are shaggable.

 

[Lucille]

One second cousin, at a push, when he was younger.

 

[Nancy]

As mentioned in the other thread I probably would have no problem shagging a cousin but none of them are shaggable.

YES I DID THINK OF YOU.

 

[GNL]

Clippy of MS Word fame.

 

[Nancy]

Clippy of MS Word fame.

OOOH, GOOD CALL!

 

[Kate]

Anyone/thing with a big strong tongue.

 

[Lucille]

Anyone/thing with a big strong tongue.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DP

 

[Tisch]

DP

 

[Kate]

DP

Just the one is FINE

 

[Zu]

Definitely SHREK

 

[Zu]

It all sounds a bit PERVERTED if you ask me.

 

[Zu]

Dirty wench posting this when she knows full well that there’s a real giraffe in the house

 

[COB]

Definitely SHREK

Yes, and also Shrek when he got turned into a human and looked a bit like Gordon Brown:

 

[Zu]

Is this the COME 'OME @Cloud thread?

Oh don’t tell me that he’s done a runner. Mind you, after THAT fun weekend

 

[Zu]

Darling, I don’t want any of you to want me. I have enough creeps lusting after me in REAL LIFE.

SO NO LOUNGE CREEPS AS WELL THANKS!

 

[Zu]

Oh of course I can also add Monster from UK Masked Singer season 1

 

[Kate]

I was going to ask ZANGIEF or E. HONDA for you Zu and then I found this charming fan art of them feeding each other delicious pancakes instead of fighting, which I'm sure we can all agree is much more enjoyable.

 

[Zu]

I was going to ask ZANGIEF or E. HONDA for you Zu and then I found this charming fan art of them feeding each other delicious pancakes instead of fighting, which I'm sure we can all agree is much more enjoyable.

I’m actually not so much into the muscles side of things although I must say that the recent, now replaced @COB avatar got me going whenever I saw it

 

[Kate]

I always thought E. Honda was supposed to be more of a TUBBY SUMO type but clearly this artist decided otherwise

 

[Zu]

BRUTE BY SIMON is obviously always a favourite CHEZ ZU

 

[RJN]

Having thought extensively about this, I would say any adult human not in my family. No harm in trying something new.

No animals! Sorry to any zoophiles here, but it just is too gross imo

 

[Dark Carnival]

Can I hate-fuck an ex or two?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The Tigers at the end of Zootopia that dance with Shakira.

 

[Tisch]

At a push... Ryan Reynolds, Nick Jonas, Jon Hamm, Olivier Giroud...

But you all have fun with your relatives and animals.

 

[Nancy]

Having thought extensively about this

 

[big ron]

Hi @big ron

Disgusting. I’d only let @Rita peg me in real reality.

 

[big ron]

I’d deffos fuck myself

 

[Cloud]

Pretty much anything with a consenting adult behind it but so far has just been my own species presumably because we're pint sized and it's a bit easier!

It's technically against TOS though (on a "we don't care as long as it's in private and no one reports it" basis) and my yiff partner last week effectively "left the door open" so it's a bit like when you drove past a speed camera a little bit over and spend a couple of weeks with your fingers crossed waiting to see if you get in trouble
Could do without a ban, that'd force me back to icky reality!

 

[SDF]

I’d rather just go for a lie down tbh

 

[Cloud]

VR gays have turned me into a subby bottom so am usually lying down in some form anyway

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Pretty much anything with a consenting adult behind it but so far has just been my own species presumably because we're pint sized and it's a bit easier!

It's technically against TOS though (on a "we don't care as long as it's in private and no one reports it" basis) and my yiff partner last week effectively "left the door open" so it's a bit like when you drove past a speed camera a little bit over and spend a couple of weeks with your fingers crossed waiting to see if you get in trouble
Could do without a ban, that'd force me back to icky reality!

As someone who has actually had VR sex, would you be willing to share with us how it actually works? What do you do, what do you feel etc?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Do you use any tools to help?

 

[SDF]

Can you do the dishes while you’re having intimate VR time?

 

[Nancy]

VR gays have turned me into a subby bottom so am usually lying down in some form anyway

WHEN YOU’RE A SUB BOTTOM IN VR WORLD AND GETTING FUCKED BY A DOMINANT PONY, IS THERE A DEVICE THAT SHOVES A DILDO UP YOUR ASS IN THE REAL WORLD TO HEIGHTEN THE EXPERIENCE?

 

[Tisch]

I think we need a @Cloud AMA

(if he wants to of course!)

 

[Cloud]

Same as any ERP, it's basically mutual masturbation while attempting to kid yourself that what you're pretending to do is actually happening

That said
1) there's a phenomenon called phantom sense where if you see a part of your body being touched in VR and your brain associates it with your real body you can feel something (usually a tingle or a warmth)

2) there is a remote controlled toy called lovense that can be used, I am tempted to get myself one for Christmas :P