Who put Saturday in the Wych Elm?

[dmlaw]

God after doing a gruelling four days at work this week I’d forgotten how there’s literally FUCK ALL to do on yours days off if the weather is shit.

Guess I’ll clean the flat, go to Tesco and drink wine till I pass out AGAIN.

There's always Eurovision rewatching this evening.

 

[floppet]

How the FUCK were some of you up at 9am? I just got up an hour ago

I was originally up at 4.04am but refused to get out of bed at that time. Forced myself back to sleep and slept in till half past eight.

 

[Kate]

I was originally up at 4.04am but refused to get out of bed at that time. Forced myself back to sleep and slept in till half past eight.

You weren't up til 2am drunk posting though.

 

[Kate]

It’s not as if there’s even anything TO DO!

QUITE! Even the weather is disgusting

Moopy Dance Anthems Semi 3 and Festival di Soldi Semi 2 until it's time to start drinking again then

 

[Diddy]

Help Moopy, I appear to be too gay to function this evening

Symptoms include , MOOD SWINGS and

I've tried self-medicating Rain On Me but it's just made it WORSE!!!!!

 

[AlgoAlex]

I’m currently reading a book called the Wych Elm, is this the reference @ButterTart

 

[Indie]

Hello moopians. I've made bread, cake and bottled a beer today. I feel so fucking middle class it hurts.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Help Moopy, I appear to be too gay to function this evening

Symptoms include , MOOD SWINGS and

I've tried self-medicating Rain On Me but it's just made it WORSE!!!!!

Has somebody been drinking?

 

[Diddy]

Has somebody been drinking?

and WHAT OF IT

 

[Zu]

Help Moopy, I appear to be too gay to function this evening

Symptoms include , MOOD SWINGS and

I've tried self-medicating Rain On Me but it's just made it WORSE!!!!!

Rain On Me is hardly likely to make it BETTER! You’ll be launching into ROUTINE and we all know that is the sole preserve of the - shudder - excitable homosexual. Dr Zu recommends a very cold bath, immediate deletion of your PornHub account and repeat plays of JOANNE

 

[Diddy]

Rain On Me is hardly likely to make it BETTER! You’ll be launching into ROUTINE and we all know that is the sole preserve of the homosexual. Dr Zu recommends a very cold bath, immediate deletion of your PornHub account and repeat plays of JOANNE

SHAN'T!

I couldn't find this Joanne you're talking about, but I found a song called Jolene instead, will that do? That'll straighten me out

 

[OutSynk]

Help Moopy, I appear to be too gay to function this evening

Symptoms include , MOOD SWINGS and

I've tried self-medicating Rain On Me but it's just made it WORSE!!!!!

Pop a 911.

 

[lolly]

Oh, an EXCITEMENT of homosexuals?

 

[Diddy]

OMG Youtube is fighting back - It's just presented a somehow more gayer-interest version of Dua Lipa's Physical that replaces 20% of its Maximality with another few heaped spoons of Jane Fonda PASTICHE!

 

[Diddy]

Pop a 911.

Bodyshakin' or More than a Woman?

 

[Zu]

Well we all know where Dua Lipa gets us. Thinking we’re MISS TEEN KAMLOOPS, that’s where. Discharge Miss Struss would you, nurse. There’s NO HOPE!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Bodyshakin' or More than a Woman?

bless I wonder what they are up to these days

 

[lolly]

Let's all hazard a guess

 

[Diddy]

Well thanks for nothing you rotten pig @Zu-Klara , Jolene triggered a simultaneous RELAPSE and PROLAPSE. Also I appear to be wearing a wig now

 

[AlgoAlex]

and WHAT OF IT

What tipple are you partaking of ?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Let's all hazard a guess

Deliveroo

 

[Diddy]

What tipple are you partaking of ?

CHU-HAI - it's basically an alcopop version of Shochu, which is sort of Japanese vodka(?)

 

[win_the_game]

bless I wonder what they are up to these days

Still big in South East Asia apparently.

 

[Lucille]

CHU-HAI - it's basically an alcopop version of Shochu, which is sort of Japanese vodka(?)

Oh that sounds FUN. I’m so bored of British drinking options.

 

[Diddy]

Still big in South East Asia apparently.

Only because people are shorter there. Weren't they all like 5ft3 or something?

 

[win_the_game]

Probably. I always assumed Lee was a pocket gay.

 

[Kate]

bless I wonder what they are up to these days

I saw them on the Boys Are Back tour two days before I came down with coronavirus. The second-to-last time I was out at a public event

 

[Diddy]

Oh that sounds FUN. I’m so bored of British drinking options.

Yeah people don't talk about it there yet right? It could be the new THING. Look out for it in the Bon Appetit test kitchen soon (they'll probably put hot sauce and kosher salt in it like every other bloody recipe)

 

[win_the_game]

Hang on! Lee Brennan married the Greek one out of B*Witched.

 

[Mats]

CHU-HAI - it's basically an alcopop version of Shochu, which is sort of Japanese vodka(?)

I miss them!!

 

[Kate]

Lee is still cute. One of the others looked like they'd just got him off a local building site.

 

[Diddy]

Hang on! Lee Brennan married the Greek one out of B*Witched.

they were such a lovely couple, Lindsay hadn’t aged a DAY (at least in 2011)

 

[Diddy]

Lee is still cute. One of the others looked like they'd just got him off a local building site.

they looked like that when they STARTED!

 

[floppet]

You weren't up til 2am drunk posting though.

No, I reckon I was soberly asleep by 11pm or not long after. Non-hacker.

 

[Lucille]

Why is CRYSTAL WATERS watching my Instagram stories?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Why is CRYSTAL WATERS watching my Instagram stories?

I had Barei of eurovision non fame the other day, bizarre

 

[Soldi]

I had Barei of eurovision non fame the other day, bizarre

Hello hello Mr Stranger, no need to be afraid.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Hello hello Mr Stranger, no need to be afraid.

Haha !

 

[Tisch]

Why is CRYSTAL WATERS watching my Instagram stories?

@Iguana once had Seal watch one of his

 

[Iguana]

@Iguana once had Seal watch one of his

It's true, bizarre