Who wants to take part in MOOPY TRAITORS?

[RJN]

Can we still assign ourselves Germanic names and suitably rustic occupations? I want to be Herr Von Der Shepherd, purveyor of mawkish piano ballads at the local bierkeller.

I’ll be hitler, the failed painter

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'll be Polemist Oleg Aleksander please.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'll be Alice Klar, care home receptionist who is also a badger that once STARRED on Autumn Watch AND Spring Watch.

 

[Soldi]

Can I be HELENE FISCHER

 

[Suomi]

And I’m Olaf the Oar, most famous for being the oar on the boat that rode the Lady of Shalott to her sad, pathetic death

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Can I be HELENE FISCHER

No.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m ready.

 

[GNL]

I'm going to be Fraulein Sally Bowles, a self-indulgent upper-middle-class British tourist with a penchant for green nail polish and terrible life choices.

 

[GNL]

Not the Liza version though. I don't have the range.

 

[Lucille]

Can I be Dr. Oetkar?

 

[RS]

Where can I watch the actual show?

 

[ButterTart]

And I’m Olaf the Oar, most famous for being the oar on the boat that rode the Lady of Shalott to her sad, pathetic death
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That’s a painting of Cheryl Cole off for a picnic with a load of lollipops she acquired via hate crimes.

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Not the Liza version though. I don't have the range.

There ought to be clowns

 

[Kratz]

Do we need to know rules or can we just MERYL our way through it?

 

[RJN]

Do we need to know rules or can we just MERYL our way through it?

That's a bit dodgy, guys.

 

[Penelope]

@Administrator can someone take off the PM time limit that's been imposed on me because it's currently forcing a gap of 3 minutes between each one

 

[ButterTart]

Do we need to know rules or can we just MERYL our way through it?

You don’t need to know the rules. Suomi is sus, Ron will act like a traitor but is actually faithful, kindacool will get banished first. Job done.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Administrator can someone take off the PM time limit that's been imposed on me because it's currently forcing a gap of 3 minutes between each one

Let me know if it is fixed now

 

[Indie]

I never get to be Mafia.

 

[GNL]

The first mafia member waiting for @Penelope to finish sending PMs to everyone at three minute intervals:

 

[Penelope]

Let me know if it is fixed now

Fixed!

 

[Lucille]

So when does it BEGIN? Are we waiting for Pen to show up with a chunky fringe, tweed jacket and statement knit?