Who was your CELEBRITY BEARD CRUSH at school?

[Kate]

I.e. which women/girls did you say you fancied to put people off the SCENT?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'll repeat what I said in the other topic.

PAMMIE OF COURSE! Have quite a soft spot for her ever since for helping me out a little.

I found Louise far too bland.

 

[RJN]

The blonde from the Pussycat Dolls and FERGIE were on my crushes page on PICZO

Responding in the appropriate thread, but I think that knowing the individual members of the PCD was an early sign of your homosexuality

 

[AGinAg (37)]

But @COB also pointed out Gillian Anderson.

I just loved the Anderson's.

 

[Kate]

Oh god surely people of all genders and sexualities fancy Gillian Anderson.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Let me copy/paste

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mine was HOLLY VALANCE

 

[RJN]

As I said in the other thread, Gwen Stefani But also Jennifer Aniston

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I always remember the excitement when The Sun published topless pics of any celebrity female. I was always genuinely curious, but of course Pam's lovely tits did nothing for me, as charming as they were.

 

[Zu]

Nobody would have been convinced by any proffered BEARDS although I did have a private and undiscussed SAM FOX THING for a bit

 

[GNL]

I had Ashlee Simpson in a leotard as my MSN display pic for a short period.

This is Autobiography era Ashlee Simpson.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Louise was just so sexless. I did appreciate what was a bit saucy, and what was just a bit beige.

 

[Tisch]

Nadia from American Pie and Samia Ghadie.

Also remember having a conversation with my dad about who was the hottest friend and I insisted was Phoebe.

 

[Kate]

I've just remembered my university boyfriend's brother used to play Celebdaq with the username "rachelortina". I wonder if he's gay now. Off to check Facebook.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mine was HOLLY VALANCE

I mean

 

[Iguana]

Britney Spears for me!

 

[Indie]

Not quite the same thing, but I remember being under ridiculous pressure to name which spice girl I liked the most. I think I said Victoria.

In reality, even 13 year old me found them all vile

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also NATALIE IMBRUGLIA!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why were they all Australian?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The girls from Friends were all jaws and hair.

 

[Kate]

Also not the same thing, but I realised recently that Sue Perkins is by some distance my longest running celebrity crush. All of the men I liked in 1997 are now gross.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why were they all Australian?

SO EXOTIC!

 

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[Kate]

I've just remembered my university boyfriend's brother used to play Celebdaq with the username "rachelortina". I wonder if he's gay now. Off to check Facebook.

lol just googled him and he has the same name as an Edinburgh rapist so that's not going anywhere

 

[AGinAg (37)]

.

This is about the women we pretended to fancy.

 

[GNL]

lol just googled him and he has the same name as an Edinburgh rapist so that's not going anywhere

Warn Rachel and Tina.

 

[RJN]

lol just googled him and he has the same name as an Edinburgh rapist so that's not going anywhere

But which gender did he rape?

 

[win_the_game]

I never had a beard. Anything to do with sex, attraction or relationships was NEVER up for discussion.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Warn Rachel and Tina.

How did you spot the pattern?

 

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This is about the women we pretended to fancy.

Understood if you give me a SECOND TO BREATHE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Understood if you give me a SECOND TO BREATHE!

I don't have much time left. Lethal injection in January.

 

[Tisch]

@Breathe!

 

[jivafox]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[jivafox]

?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

jiva’s heterosexuality NOT FOUND

 

[AGinAg (37)]

?!

Yeah probably would.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[vespertine]

I don't even recall one, my first was USHER aged 10.

 

[RJN]

I wonder which men lesbians choose as their beards?