Star
Homo Secretary (OB)
Mr Star is out with our Eileen tonight actually!
Send Eileen round they'll never dare upset you againMr Star is out with our Eileen tonight actually!
Ketamine with friendsWhat's everyone up to? I'm trying to get the kids to sleep but the music from next door is not helping![]()
glass of come

I think I’ve accidentally fallen into Dry February. I’m not entirely sure how or why but I feel quite good about it.
The wine, I didn't touch your postOmg did you edit that? Or is it this wine??
First CUM now DRUGS.It was COKE
We saw it in a shop the other day and the memories came flooding backNO
That genuinely left me scared for life.


She pretends to be but there is ANOTHER SIDEFirst CUM now DRUGS.
I thought you were meant to be RESPONSIBLE
We saw it in a shop the other day and the memories came flooding back
We did not buy any![]()
That Goldschlager stuff was brutal. I can't even remember who brought it.

Haha I mean our parents finally met end of last year so a wedding would be slightly less awkward…Anniways when are you guys getting married? Can't keep living in sin.

Haha I mean our parents finally met end of last year so a wedding would be slightly less awkward…
(The very idea stresses us out so NAH)
For quite a few years his parents lived two hours one way and my parents three hours away in the other direction it was quite easy to avoidHa ha you did well! I think it was after about 3 months our parents had to meet.

For quite a few years his parents lived two hours one way and my parents three hours away in the other direction it was quite easy to avoid![]()

Is that the one that's supposedly the BEST FILM EVER? I'm TEMPTEDI've just finished an art film in which a woman does housework for three and a half hours![]()
Is that the one that's supposedly the BEST FILM EVER? I'm TEMPTED
I will die a maiden.

Me when I show up to work on time
Did you hear back from that pitch you were doing the other day?