(Why it gotta be?) Black Friday

[lolly]

Oh God, if Nancy gets hold of SHOUTING IN RED it just may FINISH ME OFF

 

[Tisch]

Oh they AREN’T

It’s CHEAP BREAD LUV!

Tastes good though! See also: Subway's fake bread.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I certainly hope that posting obvious falsehoods in red becomes a new lounge in-joke. That wouldn't be irritating in any way.

I certainly wasn’t planning on doing that

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh God, if Nancy gets hold of SHOUTING IN RED it just may FINISH ME OFF

I think the ignore function may CRASH with the additional demand

 

[Lucille]

I certainly hope that posting obvious falsehoods in red becomes a new lounge in-joke. That wouldn't be irritating in any way.

Yes, I insist any NAUGHTY BOYS who run a joke into the ground be SENT TO THEIR ROOMS.

 

[Zu]

Oh God, if Nancy gets hold of SHOUTING IN RED it just may FINISH ME OFF

It’s not shouting though. It’s a DESPERATE CRY FOR HELP

 

[Lucille]

Yes, I insist any NAUGHTY BOYS who run a joke into the ground be SENT TO THEIR ROOMS.

QUITE THE CLINKER ON THIS ONE.

 

[Zu]

Tastes good though! See also: Subway's fake bread.

We’ll have to agree to disagree on both counts - sorry to anyone who was hoping for an ugly brawl - as I think both taste terrible, particularly Subway’s ghastly fayre

 

[Tisch]

We’ll have to agree to disagree on both counts - sorry to anyone who was hoping for an ugly brawl - as I think both taste terrible, particularly Subway’s ghastly fayre

You surprise and disappoint me Zu. I thought you'd love a bit of TURKEY ON CAKE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hi bebs

 

[AlgoAlex]

Hi bebs

I dread to think what yellow means

 

[lolly]

I dread to think what yellow means

PISS LOVING POCKET GAYS

 

[Zu]

TURKEY ON CAKE.

DELICIOUS

 

[Soldi]

Rachey

 

[AlgoAlex]

Rachey

What has she got to do with the NHS ?

 

[Soldi]

What has she got to do with the NHS ?

She’s opening the Royal Rachey ward today

 

[Zu]

I don’t mind sweet and savoury à deux in some instances - YES to ham and pineapple pizza on occasion - but TURKEY ON CAKE (well, “bread”) is a no-no, as are raisins and whatnot in tagines

 

[lolly]

I very much like apricot in a tagine or stew

 

[octophone]

toppy carrot, anyone?

 

[ButterTart]

Pricing up Black Friday deals on Breville Pie Magics ready for that invite to Tisch and Iguana’s wedding (just the evening do, please).

 

[Suomi]

I dread to think what yellow means

FYI:

 

[AlgoAlex]

FYI:

Very informative

 

[Lucille]

How did I not know the BREVILLE PIE MAGIC exists

 

[octophone]

How did I not know the BREVILLE PIE MAGIC exists

Mandela Effect.

 

[ButterTart]

How did I not know the BREVILLE PIE MAGIC exists

Believe me, they revolutionise your approach to making small, undercooked pies.

 

[octophone]

Oh, red text shade is already my favourite kind of shade.

 

[Soldi]

I’d rather Red text than entire posts being in CAPS

 

[Indie]

I’d rather Red text than entire posts being in CAPS

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE

 

[octophone]

Indie BANNED

 

[octophone]

*gettit? Indie Banned - indie band?*

 

[Indie]

I won't lie, I've spent a small amount of time researching if I insert some board code to see if I can stop individual posters from posting any capital letters. Wouldn't that be fun.

 

[Zu]

THERE’LL BE A RIOT AND I’LL START IT

In other fascinating news I’m asking myself, do I really need this halva with pistachio which I’ve just bought at the offy?

YES. YES I DO

 

[octophone]

I won't lie, I've spent a small amount of time researching if I insert some board code to see if I can stop individual posters from posting any capital letters. Wouldn't that be fun.

I will fucking pay you to do this.

 

[Lucille]

So the hot Argentinian is in town for a month for Christmas and new Year which is really the worst possible timing.

*cancels Christmas with the family and spreads cheeks*

 

[Jark]

what's the story with him? why does nobody tell me anything? RECAP ME DOLL

 

[octophone]

what's the story with him? why does nobody tell me anything? RECAP ME DOLL

It's OK - "the Hot Argentinian" is just her latest creation.

 

[Lucille]

Oh he’s a guy I met in Marseille, I actually met his friend off Grindr for drinks but then he tagged along as well. I sucked off his mate the next day before he went back to Bordeaux then the next night the Argentinian invited me out for drinks. I’m not even sure if it was a date though, my phone got stolen and we didn’t shag Anyway we’ve been sending FLIRTY messages ever since, and I’m a bit OBSESSED with him.

 

[Jark]

oh my

so many TURNS did that story take that it almost felt like an SDF anecdote (sans the endless months of mental abuse of course)

 

[Lucille]

He’s VERY FUNNY, and REALLY FIT, a TOTAL TOP, and he’s told me his penis is MASSIVE.

 

[Lucille]

I REALLY SHOULD START PACKING!