(Why it gotta be?) Black Friday

[lolly]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I won't lie, I've spent a small amount of time researching if I insert some board code to see if I can stop individual posters from posting any capital letters. Wouldn't that be fun.

 

[GNL]

But as the Argentinian approached the shore, I couldn't help but wonder, would coronavirus sink my battleship?

 

[Lucille]

 

[lolly]

Just watching Steph's Packed Lunch for the first time. When did John Whaite become a Muscle Mary?

 

[Soldi]

@Alex has a new avatar

 

[AlgoAlex]

@Alex has a new avatar

My Manila one was almost two years old so was due a change
It’s Kylie which I realise is not very obvious I may need to TWEAK

 

[Phoenix]

Thank fuck it’s Friday, I’m so over this week.

Also, I’m trying to eat healthy-ish and my body is not enjoying the experience.

 

[octophone]

I've had one of those days where I'm just constantly hungry. Never mind a scabby donkey, I could eat a farmer's arse poking through a hedge.

 

[lolly]

I've had one of those days where I'm just constantly hungry. Never mind a scabby donkey, I could eat a farmer's arse poking through a hedge.

Around these parts that's a local delicacy

 

[Kate]

I was like that yesterday. I had porridge for dessert after my dinner.

 

[Lucille]

I've had one of those days where I'm just constantly hungry. Never mind a scabby donkey, I could eat a farmer's arse poking through a hedge.

@Dark Carnival

 

[Dark Carnival]

:emoji_v:

 

[Kate]

Today I'm just really COLD I'm going to have a hot bath with a LARGE GIN OR WINE OR BOTH in a bit.

 

[Zu]

ACHTUNG SUBSTANCE ABUSERS AND PRESCRIPTION QUEENS

I’m on a measly 2mg of Diazepam a day and quite fancy some* wine

WILL I DIE?

*Most of a bottle of

 

[Lucille]

DEFINITELY NOT.

 

[Zu]

DEFINITELY NOT.

Well you WOULD say that

MURDERER!

 

[lolly]

2mg? Does that even touch the sides?

 

[Zu]

I’m going to risk it and if I stop breathing or start bleeding from every pore, I’ll tell the ambulance services that someone on the internet told me to do it

 

[Zu]

2mg? Does that even touch the sides?

In a word, NO

 

[lolly]

I say best stick the ALCOHOL FREE SHERRY

 

[Zu]

Actually I’ve done it before with cognac - just call me Margit Carstensen in Fear Of Fear - and didn’t die, so I’m sure wine will be fine. I mean it’s basically a bottle of fruit

ME IN AN HOUR:

 

[RJN]

ACHTUNG SUBSTANCE ABUSERS AND PRESCRIPTION QUEENS

I’m on a measly 2mg of Diazepam a day and quite fancy some* wine

WILL I DIE?

*Most of a bottle of

If you're going to do it, I would suggest not googling the results

 

[Zu]

If you're going to do it, I would suggest not googling the results

Oh I already did, hence asking interweb ne’er-do-wells who’ll almost certainly collude and encourage

ME BY MIDNIGHT:

 

[jivafox]

Zu at 4:48am:

 

[Zu]

10 points go to @jivafox for that Sarah Kane reference!

 

[Zu]

Not to mention the lovely picture from Repulsion!

 

[jivafox]

10 points go to @jivafox for that Sarah Kane reference!

During my final year at Winchester Uni we all had to do a solo final performance and I basically recreated 4:48 Psychosis. Went down like a lead balloon and ruined everybody’s day but I had FUN.

 

[Zu]

During my final year at Winchester Uni we all had to do a solo final performance and I basically recreated 4:48 Psychosis. Went down like a lead balloon and ruined everybody’s day but I had FUN.

Sounds like my beautifully crafted ARTY INTROS which used to (deliberately inappropriately) precede the bingo night I used to co-host, the former of which I bet everyone hated

i do also of course have a tendency to put MISERABLE SONGS on the jukebox in gay pubs to ruin the supposedly fun mood

 

[jivafox]

 

[Nancy]

@Lucille HOW IS THE NON SMOKING GOING?

 

[Lucille]

I’m smoking as we speak but quitting AGAIN tomorrow!!!

 

[octophone]

During my final year at Winchester Uni we all had to do a solo final performance and I basically recreated 4:48 Psychosis. Went down like a lead balloon and ruined everybody’s day but I had FUN.

Someone might have done a whole album based on a Sarah Kane quote...