Is there any other type of person on LinkedIn?I went to my allotment early this morning and I might become one of those annoying cunts on LinkedIn now.
Maybe they were expecting Horny Men?I’m in the beautiful gardens of the Horniman museum and there are two women in their 70s walking around MOANING about everything. Really remarkable how that generation refuse to enjoy ANYTHING!

Happy Birthday France!
Dog pound ran out of space. They had to put a few down.What has happened with hyperwoof?
What has happened with hyperwoof?

Getting a big Moopy scandal on the books this early in your career is a featI'm ALIVE!
I'm ALIVE!
I thought that whore died!What does @PerturbedMeerkat have to say about this new member coming for his nachos I wonder?
Did you leave or something? What happened?I'm ALIVE!
I ran after a juicy stick and fell down a well.Did you leave or something? What happened?