World Cup 2026

[ButterTart]

And the half ends with the ref denying us a corner

My point about the shitbag cuntery of the ref stands.

 

[Agneeta]

What??

What what?

 

[Eddie]

What what?

That's literally his entire SPIEL! He'd have been even smaller hadn't modern medicine intervened.

 

[Agneeta]

That's literally his entire SPIEL! He'd have been even smaller hadn't modern medicine intervened.

I have never knowingly watched him play. Why would I know anything about him?

 

[Eddie]

His lack of height is probably his greatest physical asset.

 

[Agneeta]

Oh.

 

[Eddie]

Bricking it for the second half.

 

[Indie]

All the best Argentinian players are tiny.

Maradona famously couldn't see above the edge of a snooker table

 

[Eddie]

Crap crap crap

 

[dmlaw]

Maradona famously couldn't see above the edge of a snooker table

But it was okay because he’d usually had enough cocaine that he could see through it.

 

[Indie]

We're losing this

 

[Eddie]

GORDON YIU VEAUTY!!!

 

[Indie]

FLASH!!!

 

[Suedehead]

UAYUZVY(E(EFU*(EVU(EDE(FE(UFE(UF(EU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eddie]

He has been out third star this tournament!!

 

[dmlaw]

GET THE FUCK IN.

 

[Mark R 3]

GOAL!

 

[Soldi]

YESSSSS

 

[Suedehead]

Nicely done. Clean, neat in and OUT with SURGICAL PRECISION


And FUCK YOU MESSI

 

[dmlaw]

FLASH!!!

AH-AH!

 

[Tisch]

We're losing this

WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT

 

[ButterTart]

Thrilled

 

[Tisch]

GORDON OUR PEOPLE'S PRINCESS

 

[Eddie]

We're losing this

This was Indiie's version of my I'm turning over post.

 

[Agneeta]

Lovely work. He's been playing really well.

 

[Sardonicus]

And a world class tackle from Spence.

 

[Eddie]

Ooh. Delightful tackle Spence!

 

[dmlaw]

I’m very confused that this game appears to be taking place in some weird alternate universe where Djed Spence is quite good.

 

[Indie]

I already can't take this

 

[Eddie]

I'd like to think Gordon has been using his fluency in the Spanish language to good use in this game.

 

[dmlaw]

I have to say I’d be happier if it were the 98th minute, rather than the 58th.

 

[Madison]

Can they please stop faffing around with passing to Pickford?

 

[Eddie]

Can they please stop faffing around with passing to Pickford?

He almost fluffed it a few minutes ago.

 

[Indie]

We're just waiting to concede right now

 

[Eddie]

We're just waiting to concede right now

I see what you're doing.

 

[Jark]

GORDON OUR PEOPLE'S PRINCESS

less the people's princess, more somebody's butch aunt with cats.

 

[Indie]

I see what you're doing.

England going to lose 7-1

 

[dmlaw]

I’ve always been a fan of the hydration break.

 

[Tisch]

SAVE OF THE TOURNAMENT

 

[Tisch]

The defending is astounding. I'm just nervous they need to keep it up for another 20 minutes