World Cup 2026 (2 Viewers)

[Eddie]

That was no foul. The team went to sleep.

 

[Tisch]

That absolutely should have been a foul!

Fuck.

 

[Eddie]

Fucking get over it and CONCENTRATE!!

 

[Eddie]

So far I'm hating this. Poor set pieces from us and before you know it Norway have the goal.

 

[Jark]

here's how we can blame this on Argentina:

 

[Iguana]

here's how we can blame this on Argentina:

It's very messy

 

[Eddie]

I think Im going to turn over.

 

[Eddie]

Yes Jude!!!?!!

 

[Madison]

WHoop!

 

[Jark]

WOW.

 

[Eddie]

 

[Jark]

this only happened because @Eddie threatened to turn over.

 

[ButterTart]

THANK FUCK!!! These terrible shithouses are back in the game

 

[Soldi]

HEY JUDE!

 

[Eddie]

this only happened because @Eddie threatened to turn over.

IKR.

 

[ButterTart]

I honestly think Gordon may be my current favourite lesbian.

 

[dmlaw]

The arseholes watching the game in the gardens of my flat are about a minute behind me. I might make my celebrations of any future goals really demonstrative, so that they can’t help but hear.

 

[Eddie]

Oh fuck!!

 

[Jark]

The arseholes watching the game in the gardens of my flat are about a minute behind me. I might make my celebrations of any future goals really demonstrative, so that they can’t help but hear.

you should celebrate goals that haven't happened just to fuck with them

 

[Soldi]

Fucks sake

 

[Eddie]

Bellingham is our superstar, no question. He is the one that consistently gets us out of the tightest of spots.

 

[Tisch]

Such a CRISP goal! Lovely assists from Anderson and Gordon, and what a CURVE from Bellingham.

 

[ButterTart]

Has Declan Rice got CONSUMPTION? Every fucking match they’re talking about how ill he is.

 

[dmlaw]

you should celebrate goals that haven't happened just to fuck with them

They certainly didn’t appear to immediately realise that Kane was offside for that second one.

 

[Tisch]

Quite a lovely disallowed goal from Kane then although I think he knew it was offside. I got a bit annoyed he didn't go for it but I guess he knew

 

[Eddie]

Has Declan Rice got CONSUMPTION? Every fucking match they’re talking about how ill he is.

His corners were POOR.

 

[Agneeta]

you should celebrate goals that haven't happened just to fuck with them

Jark threatens psychological warfare against Norway.

 

[dmlaw]

Jark threatens psychological warfare against Norway.

It’s warfare against my neighbours and it’s justified. If their stream was ahead of mine, I’d have turned the hose on them by now.

 

[Tisch]

I was very downtrodden, angry and having a terrible time about 10 mins ago. However I now believe it is indeed comin' 'ome.

 

[Eddie]

I was very downtrodden, angry and having a terrible time about 10 mins ago. However I now believe it is indeed comin' 'ome.

Are you the new @Jark?

 

[Tisch]

Are you the new @Jark?

Sure!

Creative writing thread coming #soon

 

[Eddie]

Do not tempt fate please Tisch. Thanks.

 

[Agneeta]

After the first goal, I went an made toast. The outside world errupted, and my stream is behind so caught the goal. Never miss a goal by streaming.

 

[Jark]

how is it still half time?? I'm keen for some humiliation by viking.

 

[Suomi]

For full context dmlaw lives next door to Star

 

[dmlaw]

Kobbie Mainoo must be furious. He pushed Henderson over that advertising hoarding and he still doesn’t get on the pitch.

 

[Eddie]

Counting on you Harry Kane.

 

[Eddie]

Oh he's not taking it.

 

[Madison]

They pushed a player over.

 

[ButterTart]

FUCK SHIT FUCK