World Cup 2026

[Eddie]

Fuck.

 

[Tisch]

Am I the only one who saw Haaland literally shove someone to the floor just then? Surely a foul FFS!

 

[Tisch]

Go on Christina Unkel, FIND IN OUR FAVOUR

 

[ButterTart]

Send the lanky shitbag off

 

[Soldi]

VAR actually making a correct decision

 

[Eddie]

Thank fuck!!!!

 

[Tisch]

Should have a card as well. You don't just SHOVE SOMEONE. But good.

 

[Jark]

major let-off teebs. the warning signs are there for England

 

[ButterTart]

Norway really should be disqualified. DISGUSTING.

 

[dmlaw]

Go on Christina Unkel, FIND IN OUR FAVOUR

I don’t really understand why we are listening to an AMERICAN on the subject of football.

 

[Eddie]

Our set pieces seem to be so much worse than theirs.

 

[dmlaw]

Haaland shoving someone over at a corner. Clearly trying to secure a transfer to Arsenal.

 

[Tisch]

I don’t really understand why we are listening to an AMERICAN on the subject of football.

She was wrong when she didn't find in our favour but she was right just then when she did. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

Ugh what a game. A 1-1 draw with a goal disallowed on both sides. MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT.

 

[Tisch]

Ugh what a game. A 1-1 draw with a goal disallowed on both sides. MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT.

The joke being I've promised LITTLE TIG we'll watch it again tomorrow

 

[ButterTart]

The crown Prince and him from the Hills Have Eyes Are quite the celebrity supporter flex for Norway

 

[Eddie]

Urgh

 

[Eddie]

Too many very nearlys

 

[dmlaw]

The joke being I've promised LITTLE TIG we'll watch it again tomorrow

Why didn’t you keep him up? What sort of parents are you?

 

[Eddie]

Bloody rowing Norway fans.

 

[Tisch]

Why didn’t you keep him up? What sort of parents are you?

Because I've realised the importance of ME TIME so much these days. #livelaughlove

 

[Madison]

I’m not enjoying this at all.

 

[Eddie]

I’m not enjoying this at all.

Same. We haven't had any real momentum since the first half.

 

[Eddie]

Fuck. Fuck.

 

[dmlaw]

We are not on top.

 

[Finn]

@Eddie love pls threaten to change channel again

 

[dmlaw]

Why do we keep bringing on defenders? Ivan Toney is right there. He’s shit, but he’s there.

 

[Eddie]

I think Im going to turn over.

 

[Eddie]

Damnit. I didn't time it right!

 

[rhythmbandit]

Can we get this done in 90 pls x

 

[Eddie]

WTF. Why do we look useless when we have a corner?

 

[Eddie]

Fuck. Just get us to extra time please.

 

[Eddie]

Oh jeez. 7 minutes.

 

[Tisch]

The camera zooming into those AI slop T-shirts

 

[Eddie]

Just duxkibg defend like your life depends on it

 

[Eddie]

Some of them look spent.

 

[Eddie]

It looked intentional!

 

[Jark]

it was nothing. into the dreaded ET we go...

 

[Jark]

so wet n' moist for another half hour of this

 

[Eddie]

so wet n' moist for another half hour of this

Pervert.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fuck my Christ. I can’t manage extra time - I’m far too fat for my heart to be up to this