World Cup 2026

[Agneeta]

Norway have resigned!

But they're standing in the by-election against Vatican, Sealand and Texas

 

[rhythmbandit]

Haaland has been underwhelming all night. GOOD.

 

[Eddie]

Haaland has been underwhelming all night. GOOD.

If he's been underwhelming why is it good?

 

[Eddie]

Get some rest HERO.

 

[ButterTart]

If he's been underwhelming why is it good?

Because the evil cunt might have started to get whelming

 

[Eddie]

Because the evil cunt might have started to get whelming

Well quite.

 

[ButterTart]

How the fuck are there TEN MORE MINUTES?

 

[Jark]

How the fuck are there TEN MORE MINUTES?

20 minutes of the 30 elapsed

 

[dmlaw]

Why would you invite them onto you like this? Strand Larsen has to do something competent at some point.

 

[rhythmbandit]

If he's been underwhelming why is it good?

 

[Eddie]

How many extra minutes on top do you reckon?

 

[dmlaw]

We no longer have five players on the pitch that I would not be horrified to see taking a penalty.

 

[Tisch]

We don't want him to be overwhelming because he's the team against us obvs!

Unless you're Norwegian?

 

[Tisch]

This extra time is excruciating. Was their tactic "let Norway get it all the way to goal, then just see what happens x"?

 

[Eddie]

We no longer have five players on the pitch that I would not be horrified to see taking a penalty.

Do you realise what time it is? Enough with the double negatives!

 

[Eddie]

This extra time is excruciating.

When is it not?

 

[Eddie]

2 fucking minutes!

 

[ButterTart]

Love that they just keep showing that one fit Norwegian girl in the crowd

 

[Jark]

never in doubt it's coming home loves!!

 

[Eddie]

Thank Fuck!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

 

[Eddie]

never in doubt it's coming home loves!!

No. You. Didn't.

 

[Madison]

Henderson is there

 

[rhythmbandit]

Phew!

 

[ButterTart]

IT’S AMBLING ROUGHLY IN THE DIRECTION OF HOME!!!

 

[Eddie]

Poor loves. They need 2 weeks of rest after that.

 

[Soldi]

FUCK YESSSSS

 

[ButterTart]

Now Switzerland need to snap the legs off the Argentinian players for us

 

[Eddie]

Bellingham is such a statesman of the game.

 

[ButterTart]

Victoria Adams off the Spice Girls is there

 

[Tisch]

PHEW!!!

I feel not quite happy. More like that feeling of endorphins mixed with breathlessness and wobbliness when you get off a rollercoaster...

Look forward to trying to sleep in a few minutes

 

[Eddie]

I was wondering who that decidedly average looking woman was

 

[Madison]

No jumping over the hoarding this time.

 

[Eddie]

*ducks from @Pipo *

 

[Eddie]

PHEW!!!

I feel not quite happy. More like that feeling of endorphins mixed with breathlessness and wobbliness when you get off a rollercoaster...

Look forward to trying to sleep in a few minutes

I'd take a detour to the lavatory before you do.

 

[supermassive]

Romeo Beckham, the personification of “money can’t buy class”

 

[Eddie]

I agree with this appraisal.

 

[Madison]

Tuchel is just a bit mad, isn’t he?

 

[supermassive]

The England coach is a bit AGGY for someone who just won.

 

[Agneeta]

What a difficult interview.