World Cup 2026

[Suedehead]

Argentina may win the cup, but who will win my heart?

 

[Agneeta]

Trump behind what I presume is bulletproof glass. Come on Ukraine, send a few drones over.

 

[supermassive]

Oh god Robbie looks like someone's handsome nan

 

[big ron]

I feel sick.

 

[Agneeta]

How the sweet fuck did Robbie Williams get this gig?

 

[Tisch]

It's giving X Factor group performance

 

[win_the_game]

Any particular reason why they have an Italian singing the SPANISH bits?

 

[supermassive]

The autotuned magic vox

 

[Agneeta]

It's like a Russian Eurovision entry.

 

[Agneeta]

So tacky

 

[win_the_game]

Do we always have this drawn out opening ceremony before the final or is it an entirely American creation?

 

[supermassive]

America must never be allowed to host anything again.

 

[Soldi]

This is supposed to start in 8 minutes

 

[supermassive]

It would be such a gag if Tom Cruise came out as gay during his World Cup closing ceremony speech.

 

[Agneeta]

Hate watching all of this obsessively.

 

[Madison]

Bizarre.

 

[Agneeta]

HARD CRINGE

 

[supermassive]

I want Lionel Messi and Xabi Alonso to DP me.

 

[Suedehead]

I don’t find Messi attractive in the slightest
And he looks like he smells bad

 

[Suedehead]

The Spanish lads are far more pleasing

Enough with fucking extreme Messi closeups

 

[Agneeta]

Oh not the creepy Argentinian sun again.

Pouting cunt.

 

[Penelope]

Not LAUUUUUURAAAAAAA!

 

[Suedehead]

the stadium aerial shots look cool tho

 

[Agneeta]

Some of the stadiums have been beautiful.

 

[dmlaw]

Ideal situation would be a Spain win, with Messi still getting enough goals to win the Golden Boot.

 

[Agneeta]

Oh Argentina specifically hate the British.

Oooooooooooppppppppppssssssss

 

[Tisch]

Please rise for the National Anthem of Spain

 

[Agneeta]

I will say the Argentinian anthem is all kinds of camp.

 

[supermassive]

What a jovial national anthem

 

[Penelope]

Laura Pausini and Madonna about to become two great pub quiz answers for people who've performed at World Cup finals and Eurovision finals.

 

[Agneeta]

Laura Pausini and Madonna about to become two great pub quiz answers for people who've performed at World Cup finals and Eurovision finals.

You forget Sonia.

 

[supermassive]

These player postcard bits so cringe

 

[Suedehead]

The Spanish goalkeeper is cute with a capital C

 

[Soldi]

UP THE PAELLA DEVILS

 

[supermassive]

No wonder all the New York gays hate it when concerts are held in the Metlife Stadium, it's in the middle of of nowhere

 

[Tisch]

No wonder all the New York gays hate it when concerts are held in the Metlife Stadium, it's in the middle of of nowhere

I like the signs advertising it as "NEW YORK NEW JERSEY"

 

[Jark]

I'm calling it 3-1 for Spain.

 

[Suedehead]

2-1 for Spain I feel

Come on ladies

 

[Jark]

BBC commentary when the camera finds Pharrell:

"I think that's AKA Rocky ..... ASAP Rocky."

 

[Suedehead]

Argentina playing dirty again NONSHOCK