Worldvision III: Viewing Gala One (1) - Rewatch TONIGHT 8pm

[Tisch]

Monrose rank

1. The one with the chin
2. The one with the jacket
3. The other one

 

[dmlaw]

Well, I’ve found out why this qualifies for Morocco, but it sure won’t be getting any points.

 

[Soldi]

"I won't hurt" is an odd lyric

It’s about Marrakesh saunas.

 

[ButterTart]

"I won't hurt" is an odd lyric

They were going to go with 'I won't sad', but Sanne Nielsen had already copyrighted that for future use.

 

[ButterTart]

5. Czechia

Maella - Tudu Tudu Tu

 

[Iguana]

WHAT'S THIS?

 

[Iguana]

Oh.

 

[Marina Salty]

This is such a good change of tone

 

[Tisch]

Ooh a TOE TAPPER

 

[Soldi]

Oh fuck yes this was GOOD!

 

[ButterTart]

Maella

You just know this is what Mae Muller calls her signature paella.

 

[dmlaw]

Czechia is certainly the best so far.

 

[Soldi]

This does kind of feel like the inevitable follow-up Czech Eurovision entry after Vesna.

 

[Iguana]

The pre-chorus is giving me:

 

[ButterTart]

This does kind of feel like the inevitable follow-up Czech Eurovision entry after Vesna.

Oh God I hope so.

 

[Soldi]

Oh God I hope so.

If only she wanted until September to release it

 

[ButterTart]

6. Afghanistan

Farzana Naz - Qarsak

 

[Tisch]

I just described this as "donk-y" which I didn't think about how it sounded out loud and I feel like an ass

 

[ButterTart]

I just described this as "donk-y" which I didn't think about how it sounded out loud and I feel like an ass

HFOYW

 

[Tisch]

6. Afghanistan

Farzana Naz - Qarsak

Yes! A genre we always get in Worldvision are "songs that were clearly put together by their countries' tourism board", so I'm thrilled to tick that off my bingo card.

 

[dmlaw]

If this doesn’t have a whiff of the souk, I’m calling the trade description people.

 

[Iguana]

She'd go to prison now

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[Soldi]

Yes! A genre we always get in Worldvision are "songs that were clearly put together by their countries' tourism board", so I'm thrilled to tick that off my bingo card.

Landlocked Afghanistan and their famous beaches

 

[ButterTart]

She'd go to prison now

Already there. She dismembered the backing dancers the second filming wrapped on this video.

 

[Iguana]

Her voice works here but she'd drive you crazy if she was sat opposite you in the office

 

[Tisch]

Already there. She dismembered the backing dancers the second filming wrapped on this video.

The lyrics actually translate to. "I ain't no grass. I'd rather be dead than help out a dirty bastard screw"

 

[Soldi]

Her voice works here but she'd drive you crazy if she was sat opposite you in the office

Not that she can go to work in Afghanistan nowadays

 

[ButterTart]

7. Croatia

Ida Prester - Kvar

 

[Iguana]

Okay I'm feeling THIS

 

[ButterTart]

7. Croatia

Ida Prester - Kvar

Did you iron her? Ida prester instead.

 

[Marina Salty]

Directed by art students

 

[Iguana]

Did you iron her? Ida prester instead.

 

[Tisch]

"Did you cheer your girlfriend up last night?"

"No

Ida Prester

"

 

[Soldi]

The Balkans bring it to you every ASFM

 

[Iguana]

"Did you cheer your girlfriend up last night?"

"No


"

 

[ButterTart]

I love the severity of the hairstyle; it's like watching a financial advisor do karaoke.

 

[Tisch]

Ida Prester? I hardly know her!

Okay I'll stop and listen now sorry. Issa bop!

 

[Tisch]

AI please generate an image of Taylor Swift if she'd given up music and followed her dream into HR instead.

 

[ButterTart]

The Balkans bring it to you every ASFM

The Slavs know their way around a tune almost as much as they know their way around discount lip fillers