Worst "straight" music

[AGinAg (37)]

Inspired by poor Lucille's night out.

Happy - Pharrel
Shape - Ed Sheeran
Can't Stop the Feeling - Justin Timberlake

 

[Diddy]

Anything Big Band

 

[Lucille]

The Beatles.

 

[RJN]

The straight reduction of Whitney Houston's upbeat music to just I Wanna Dance With Somebody

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Maroon 5 - EVERYTHING

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Calum Scott - Dancing On My Own.

No self respecting gay has any time for it. So Calum should be ASHAMED and retire in disgrace

 

[GNL]

Even though he's actually a gay, that miserable cover of 'Dancing on my Own', and everything of that genre.

 

[jyxz]

Dexys Midnight Runners

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Candlelight mixes

 

[Devil]

Ed Sheeran in general sums it up

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There's one Ed Sheeran song that's QUITE NICE

Everything else is HIDEOUS

 

[Inner Smile]

Chesney Hawkes

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kids - Kylie and Robbie.

 

[Devil]

Castle on the Hill is ok.

I don’t even hate the music, it’s just so bland and he’s still going strong after so long that makes it the worst.

 

[Inner Smile]

There's one Ed Sheeran song that's QUITE NICE

Everything else is HIDEOUS

Photograph

 

[Dark Carnival]

I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ice Ice Baby

 

[Ellie]

Most things by Drake. Talk about mediocre.

 

[Inner Smile]

I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas

Meet Me Halfway was much better

 

[Diddy]

I feel conflicted thinking that a lot of Queen is awful straight music - I guess it’s the stink of the other members and it’s straight-ppropriation, and also it beating ABBA Gold by sneaky means

 

[Inner Smile]

Michael Jackson

 

[Dark Carnival]

Meet Me Halfway was much better

Literally anything else is much better

 

[Inner Smile]

Don't Lie was always my fave BEP song, an underrated gem

 

[big ron]

The entire genre of Electroswing

 

[ButterTart]

Inspired by poor Lucille's night out.

Happy - Pharrel
Shape - Ed Sheeran
Can't Stop the Feeling - Justin Timberlake

Please don’t blame us for these lumps of shite. LadBaby is definitely on us, but the menopause is the root cause of that trio of turds.

 

[VoR]

It’s been about 17 years but it’s still The Fratellis for me.

 

[Ellie]

It’s been about 17 years but it’s still The Fratellis for me.

So glad them and The Kooks seemed to have gone away.

 

[Lucille]

What the straights did to Seven Nation Army

 

[Inner Smile]

Metro Station - Shake It

 

[Inner Smile]

Owl City

 

[Loufoque]

The straight reduction of Whitney Houston's upbeat music to just I Wanna Dance With Somebody

It's true that the biggest difference between a gay and a straight is that a gay will tell you that if you need Whitney to make your night to go off, you will deploy either INRBIOK (Thunderpuss Mix) or So Emotional or even (for UK queens of a certain age) M$B (Freemasons Mix)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mr Brightside

 

[Loufoque]

Do straights stan Believe or is If I Could Turn Back Time and The Shoop Shoop Song that only heterosexual position on Cher?

 

[RJN]

The Killers are both gay and straight

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Killers are both gay and straight

Mr Brightside is not gay domain.

 

[GNL]

Mr Brightside

My guilty heterosexual pleasure

 

[GNL]

The Killers are both gay and straight

Queer coded, but also mormons.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Do straights stan Believe or is If I Could Turn Back Time and The Shoop Shoop Song that only heterosexual position on Cher?

Cher is fully gay.

 

[Inner Smile]

Oh ffs

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Stealing Freed From Desire is sinful.