Worst Taglines

[Lucille]

I’m just finally catching up on season 10 of RHONY and Tinsley’s ‘Come on, why cook? When I can order room service!’ must be one of the WORST of ALL TIME.

What other tag line STINKERS are there?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

"I was a child star, but now my most important role is being a mother."

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also every "Holla!"

 

[COB]

I worked really hard, and sacrificed a lot for my dream home - I'm Wonder Woman!

 

[Phoenix]

Why cry over spilled milk when you can laugh over champagne

is equally the best and worst tag line.

 

[COB]

I worked really hard, and sacrificed a lot for my dream home - I'm Wonder Woman!

(This is dedicated to current house hunter Giraffe btw)

 

[Music]

 

[RJN]

I don’t know who that is but it’s amazing

 

[Lucille]

I’m not sure how much say they have over them, but why would you agree to that!?

 

[Phoenix]

I’m not sure how much say they have over them, but why would you agree to that!?

It’s in the text...she’s stupid

 

[jivafox]

All of Kyle’s, which are basically the same reworded over and over.

Any of the religious ones:

This shit:

And the ones that make no sense

 

[Lucille]

 

[jivafox]

Spoiler

 

[jivafox]

FUCK OFF KANDI we don’t watch the housewives for anything ELSE

 

[supermassive]

Somewhere on the thin line between terrible and brilliance.

TO WHICH I SAY

 

[Phoenix]

That’s a classic

 

[jivafox]

Another simultaneously terrible yet brilliant one:

 

[supermassive]

Teresa also deserves some sort of lifetime award for consistently the most inane tag-lines year in, year our. Actually NJ is pretty bad across the board for taglines.

 

[jivafox]

Dina’s return was the only good NJ tagline

 

[Phoenix]

Another simultaneously terrible yet brilliant one:

In all fairness they just took random lines and pasted them. So these are 100% production trolling.

 

[jivafox]

In all fairness they just took random lines and pasted them. So these are 100% production trolling.

That’s why they are brilliant yet terrible

 

[supermassive]

Another simultaneously terrible yet brilliant one:

YES also "Everything's got to be huge, large, and grand." go off SIZE QUEEN

 

[supermassive]

Dina’s return was the only good NJ tagline

Love how Teresa just reappropriated this one for her own tagline the following year

 

[supermassive]

 

[AlgoAlex]

"Don’t hate me because I’m naughty, hate me because I’m cute"

 

[Will]

"People want to be me. I am me"

Dawn Ward - Cheshire.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

Carole always had STINKERS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Carole always had STINKERS.

Oh my god, I am now on season 10 and I really want her to shut up about "the marathon of life"

 

[Lucille]

This is OBJECTIVELY a horrid tag line, but Jill’s voice kind of makes it iconic.

 

[jivafox]

This didn’t age as well as The Countess

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Why cry over spilled milk when you can laugh over champagne

is equally the best and worst tag line.

My absolute least favourite.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is OBJECTIVELY a horrid tag line, but Jill’s voice kind of makes it iconic.

This didn’t age as well as The Countess

Sidebar: Never have I been so glad a show got an opening titles refresh

 

[Cerro de Casa]

This is OBJECTIVELY a horrid tag line, but Jill’s voice kind of makes it iconic.

I run.... with a FAAA*croak*BULOUS circle of people

Iconic so damn iconic hey yeah

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Also: not a tagline but Jackie's 'dancing' over her RHOM S4 tagline makes me want to stab myself.

 

[jivafox]

Also: not a tagline but Jackie's 'dancing' over her RHOM S4 tagline makes me want stab myself.

They ALL (bar Queens Janet and Gina) look awful in that intro! Sally’s weird chicken arms

 

[Lucille]

 

[jivafox]

“My husbands dead!”

 

[Lucille]

!

 

[Phoenix]

Oh my god, I am now on season 10 and I really want her to shut up about "the marathon of life"

She is still going on about it