Would you rather?

[Inner Smile]

Consider the years of your life

 

[RJN]

Would I rather be born a child laborer or a rich adult?

 

[Lucille]

I can barely cope being 35 let alone being BORN 40.

 

[Lucille]

Also my poor mother having to birth, best case scenario, a 10 year old boy, and worst case a 40 year old MAN.

 

[RJN]

I’ve never felt so lucky to have been born an infant

 

[Lucille]

Why would I give up my priceless TWINK YEARS?

 

[Marina Salty]

Or hair

 

[Lucille]

Does the 40 year old man baby still need to be potty trained?

 

[Lucille]

Or is he just coming out the gate knowing how to shit?

 

[Marina Salty]

All that unlimited money getting spent on diapers is a crime

 

[Marilyn]

The hospital where all the 40 year olds get born would be like that horrific mini challenge on Drag Race where they all had to dress as babies and dance

 

[untilted]

Both options are horrific

But I’d rather be 10 so I can have some DEVELOPMENT

 

[Marilyn]

What if I was born at 40 and then used my unlimited money to make everyone pretend I was high school aged so I could live my life as normal