Wow. Do we really not have a JOJO SIWA thread + Polish Eurovision entry? + Straight? + Bette Davis Eyes OUT NOW + JOELLE ERA!

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Kratz]

If Poland select her it will make when Blanka rigged the national final look like Winnie the Pooh

 

[Velvet Skies]

If Poland select her it will make when Blanka rigged the national final look like Winnie the Pooh

And Jojo's live vocals make Blanka sound like Adele

 

[VoR]

 

[Pipo]

She's rather camp although STILL annoying

 

[jivafox]

 

[K.C.]

She's the next Katy Perry.

 

[Pipo]

ok Moose Knuckle

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Dark Carnival]

I genuinely thought that said ‘2025 Germany submission’ at first!

 

[Finn]

She's the Scrappy Doo of music

Awful.

 

[Lucille]

She tries so hard to be camp, and completely fails, to the extent it’s actually very camp.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry I would’ve paid good money to see this.

 

[Joseph]

Coming to save STRAIGHT POP

 

[Pipo]

Unsave it then

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Unsave it then

Well the tweet has been deleted so WISH GRANTED

 

[Joseph]

NO WORRIES I SAVED THE DAY

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Wow that is unpleasant

 

[ZenGiraffe]

NO WORRIES I SAVED THE DAY

Unsave it then

 

[Pipo]

why does she sound like Rod Stewart after chainsmoking 86 fags

 

[Joseph]

why does she sound like Rod Stewart after chainsmoking 86 fags

It’s that Trad Wife Life

 

[GNL]

That vocal simultaneously needs less autotune and much, much more.

 

[VoR]

I would feel very comfortable offering Jojo Siwa £10,000 on the spot if she could name a single Bette Davis film.

 

[lolly]

Still grateful for all those years we didn't have a Jojo Siwa thread.

 

[Mugatu]

Love that husky timbre. Bonnie Tyler is looking down on us smiling and she's not even dead yet.

 

[SystemAddict]

Dredging up memories of this.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

She looks just like that girl from Bridgerton. When I first saw the clip, I actually thought it was her and even wondered, ‘Oh, I didn’t know they sang in that show.’

Mind you, I’ve never even watched Bridgerton

 

[Joseph]

TRAD WIVES REJOICE

 

[Pipo]

I'd rather chew glass, but I'll stream it out of curiosity.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'd rather chew glass, but I'll stream it out of curiosity.

What are you curious about that wasn’t in that TikTok snippet? More of that raspy voice?

 

[Suedehead]

wtf is jojo siwa

 

[Suedehead]

Oh she’s the one from the gay men wearing Zara to the office meme

 

[Suedehead]

From Wikipedia


Claire's recalled a JoJo Siwa-branded cosmetics kit product in 2019 after the FDAissued a warning about it containing dangerous levels of asbestos.

 

[Pipo]

SHE HAS A WIKI PAGE?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Joseph]

I mean a piece of dick did that to the poor lass.

 

[Lucille]

Now this is a recession indicator.

 

[jivafox]

Not being nasty but it does feel like this is the first bit of male attention she’s had in her life.