Xtina 2022

[POP!]

Here it is

 

[POP!]

She's also looking lately

 

[straightorbroken]

Very Keeps Getting Gaga.

 

[straightorbroken]

And on the Put Your Paws Up OST no less. Oh Xtuba.

 

[Pipo]

Well, it's no OoH LA LA, but then, WHAT IS?

 

[Pipo]

She's also looking lately

She is indeed looking rather good

 

[Pipo]

how to serve cunt even though your last genuine hit was a decade ago

 

[POP!]

Something's coming

 

[POP!]

 

[Pipo]

not Latto! Were Saweetie or Doechii booked and busy then?

 

[Pipo]

wtf, is this a commercial for JUST EAT UK or a proper track?



Usual business for us fighters, disappointed but not surprised.

 

[Devil]

Where Katy P leads…

 

[Pipo]

oh, this is absolutely AWFUL



WooHoo found DEAD!

 

[POP!]

Giving BODY

 

[straightorbroken]

Did somebody say "just your face, ha"?

 

[Apoca]

LICKY LICKY YUM YUM!

 

[PercyPig]

I’ve seen that JE advert quite a bit now, only realised it was Xtina from all the HONKING. Wasn’t expecting to see her back on my TV screens ever.

 

[Pipo]

Xtina as CHER for Halloween



girl looks SNATCHED

 

[GNL]

Christina said "gay air rights!"

 

[straightorbroken]

Save Up All Your Wigs.

 

[Pipo]

now come on NOW. These rejuvenating TikTok filters are getting out of control. She looks 26

 

[POP!]

 

[POP!]

Serving 27 yo

 

[Eddie]

now come on NOW. These rejuvenating TikTok filters are getting out of control. She looks 26

What has she had done to her face? She looks like a completely different person!

 

[straightorbroken]

She doesn't need a plate or her face ha - she ha(!)s a new one.

 

[Pipo]

She's free y'all, now hopefully gets her ass to work on a new album.



why are RCA so shit? She got out just in time, with Britney being inactive, Timberlake latest flop and a bunch of nobodies God knows how they stay afloat. Except Channel Trés

 

[Joseph]

New SHOUTY album coming soon

 

[Devil]

Was there anything actually wrong with RCA?

Not to be completely negative (though it is Xtina!), but I hardly think the label messed up the last 2/3/4/5 however many albums it’s been since she’s been a relevant force.

 

[Pipo]

Was there anything actually wrong with RCA?

Not to be completely negative (though it is Xtina!), but I hardly think the label messed up the last 2/3/4/5 however many albums it’s been since she’s been a relevant force.

They've been boycotting her since Bionic I mean I'm sure she's not great to work with either but RCA has been shit with her during those 4 albums (messy promo, releasing a max of two singles per album).

 

[Devil]

Supply and demand sweets

 

[POP!]

You know the GP were DYING for more radio singles after "Woohoo"

 

[Joseph]

I mean if the shoutfest of “Fall In Line” didn’t hook the FONS what will

 

[Pipo]

PLOT TWIST: It was not the label's fault, it's just that Xtina is lazy, inconsistent, and unreliable.

Anyway, I'm seeing her for the first time live in 8 days and I hope Ozempixtina delivers.

 

[Joseph]

I saw her pre-Ozempic and it was a fun show. Lots of her usual SHOUTY VOCAL nonsense and YOU SING FOR ME moments.

 

[Pipo]

I am expecting a lot of "heeeeeeeeeeeeey yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahs!", "HA!" and pointing the mic at the crowd to avoid notes she can't hit anymore It's gonna be migraines ahoy.

 

[Joseph]

She loves a good HA! every 36 seconds

 

[Joseph]

Funny story, I saw her at a casino in Tulsa and we were on the elevator after the show and some of the crew were in there. One of the guys said “We staying the night or leaving” and the other guy said “she would rather drive the bus herself than stay here”

Even in the low times she’s still a DIVA

 

[Devil]

I saw her about two years back at the O2. If you quite like her you’d probably like it. As a casual fan/hater it didn’t really give me the bangers. Or much of an effort