Y'all ain't ready for this Wednesday

[Tisch]

Let's go

Actually I do feel quite READY as it were. Having a child in a GOOD MOOD does always start the day well, and lord knows that isn't every day

 

[Sheena]

Let's go

Actually I do feel quite READY as it were. Having a child in a GOOD MOOD does always start the day well, and lord knows that isn't every day

No way to talk about @Iguana

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My bus didn't come. Then Duolingo mocked me with the first translation of the day being "dov'è il mio autobus?"

 

[Sheena]

Mr Sheena is off to a funeral today, of a friend I don’t know.

I’m just overjoyed to have the flat to myself for a day, which is slightly inappropriate, but STILL…

 

[Tisch]

No way to talk about @Iguana

He ate all his breakfast so I've let him watch a bit of telly.

Tig Jr has also been good.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's my first day back this year. Exciting and cold!

 

[octophone]

Aye, it's baltic up here. Wee bit too quiet in the mornings right now...bit eerie walking in.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bonjour all my girlies!

 

[big ron]

Ron jr doesnt eat the crusts of his toast, never has. I gave up years ago.

This morning I saw him binning a perfect circle of the outside of a giant crumpet.

THERE IS NO FUCKING CRUST ON A CRUMPET.

 

[Sheena]

To be fair, just bin the entire fucking thing. Crumpets are SHIT.

 

[Sheena]

I’ve never understood the crust thing. Just eat them first to get rid of them, yes, but they’re hardly OFFENSIVE. Kids are weird.

 

[octophone]

Crumpets are pancakes that hate themselves. Emo pancakes.

 

[Lucille]

I fear I’m not READY.

 

[octophone]

I'll tell you another thing I hate. When someone says "are you ready?" and the reply is "I was born ready". No you weren't, you were born shitting and crying.

 

[lolly]

Today is the sort of day I wish I had a better relationship with gloves

 

[Lucille]

Surely everyone just re-enacts this scene when asked if they’re ready?

 

[lolly]

And I've forgotten my Blistex

 

[jyxz]

When does Tig Jr go back to school @Tisch ?

 

[Tisch]

When does Tig Jr go back to school @Tisch ?

He's there's now! Been back since last Thursday. I'm already so happy to be back in a routine.

 

[COB]

I'm already so happy to be back in a routine.

Lorraine, This Morning then Loose Women

 

[big ron]

I’ve never understood the crust thing. Just eat them first to get rid of them, yes, but they’re hardly OFFENSIVE. Kids are weird.

It's clearly psychological. Freak.

 

[big ron]

I also have the house to myself for the first time in ages. Shame I have calls for most of it.

 

[GNL]

The crusts taste DIFFERENT. The worst bit of a sandwich. I eat them, yes, but do I enjoy it? No.

 

[GNL]

Whereas the stuffed crust on a pizza? The best bit. Ten out of ten.

 

[Sheena]

The crusts taste DIFFERENT. The worst bit of a sandwich. I eat them, yes, but do I enjoy it? No.

Do they actually TASTE different?

Or just have a different texture?

 

[lolly]

The crust on a proper loaf of bread is the best bit.

 

[Sheena]

The crust on a proper loaf of bread is the best bit.

Mr Sheena likes the END of a loaf, or what he calls THE HOOF

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The crust on pan breid is AWFUL it must be said. I cut those off, but generally eat it for other types of loaf.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mr Sheena likes the END of a loaf, or what he calls THE HOOF

HEEL!

 

[lolly]

Mr Sheena likes the END of a loaf, or what he calls THE HOOF

TOPPER!

 

[Sheena]

HEEL!

Is this a weird Scottish v Northern v Southern thing?

It's all BARM and BAPS to me...

 

[Sheena]

TOPPER!

He's more vers, to be fair...

 

[Generic Account]

We'd say heel too.

 

[floppet]

Do they actually TASTE different?

Or just have a different texture?

Both. The top crust on white bread tastes burnt.

 

[big ron]

Mr Sheena likes the END of a loaf, or what he calls THE HOOF

Ha, I call it the hoof but only because I was taking the piss out of my mate who called it the heel.

 

[big ron]

Is this a weird Scottish v Northern v Southern thing?

It's all BARM and BAPS to me...

But yeah, hes irish

 

[untilted]

It appears my direct colleague has been DEFEATED. They are not engaging today. I’m PLEASED.

Lots of boring meetings today which as always will consist of everyone talking for the sake of it and me bursting for a wee. At least the week is halfway done…

 

[Sheena]

Both. The top crust on white bread tastes burnt.

On a BADLY baked loaf...

 

[Sheena]

Ha, I call it the hoof but only because I was taking the piss out of my mate who called it the heel.

To be fair, he calls most things he doesn't have a name for the "HOOF". He often says "Chuck me that...er...hoof over there" if he can't think of a word.

 

[COB]

I always just assumed everyone calls it the OUTSIDER like I always have