You boy, what THURSDAY is this?

I had it over poached eggs with smashed avocado on grilled sourdough, for extra wanker points
 
I've just had tinned tomatoes, pasta, frozen veg and Quorn pieces. It's nearly payday 😬
 
This feels like a very unhinged day already. Co-worker that has been sneezing and coughing all week with “ITS ONLY ALLERGIES” texts that he’s running a fever now. I’m like yeah that why I was shooing you away from my office all week idiot :goodgrief:
 
HEY GALS!

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YOU BOY! HOW'D YOU LIKE TO WET YOUR FEET IN A COLD SWIMMING POOL??? WHAT DOES YOUR VOICE SOUND LIKE UNDERWATER, AT NIGHT???
 
I mean it won't be making it onto my top 10 of the year, but it was an experience.
 
£15 a pouch - I opted for one every 2 months. (Think its 750ml)

With the price of shit supermarket EVOO I don't think its terrible.
I'm thinking exactly that. It was £8 for a 500ml bottle of Napolina in Asda yesterday. I'd rather spend an extra few quid and then properly enjoy it with some nice bread and cheese.
 
I just tried ringing the old lady I visit after the hospital told me she had gone home. She hadn't, she's in a care home very confused :(
 
I just tried ringing the old lady I visit after the hospital told me she had gone home. She hadn't, she's in a care home very confused :(
Can you visit or speak with her there? A familiar face or voice may help her.
 
Can you visit or speak with her there? A familiar face or voice may help her.
She's hopefully coming home Monday so I'm going to call her next week. Her daughter has been to see her. If she isn't home Monday I'll go visit her in the care home.
 
I'm thinking exactly that. It was £8 for a 500ml bottle of Napolina in Asda yesterday. I'd rather spend an extra few quid and then properly enjoy it with some nice bread and cheese.
Just had some with some focaccia- well worth the splurge
 
Had to explicitly warn Ms Ron not to even think about cooking with it.
 
Tig Jr's come back from a trip to the zoo. His bag has a concoction of squashed banana and spilt frube all over the bottom. The look, consistency, and smell are making me think this the universe getting retribution on me (purposefully) skipping his early years...

He is of course perfectly nonplussed and sitting watching Woody Woodpecker with nary a care in the world.
 
Tig Jr's come back from a trip to the zoo. His bag has a concoction of squashed banana and spilt frube all over the bottom. The look, consistency, and smell are making me think this the universe getting retribution on me (purposefully) skipping his early years...

He is of course perfectly nonplussed and sitting watching Woody Woodpecker with nary a care in the world.
Driving home from SoS's christening the other weekend and my hair blew across my face so I unconsciously ran my fingers through it to put it behind my ear as I usually do. My fingers were stopped halfway down by a dried clump of I-had-no-idea-what that coated that section of hair all the way down to the ends. I tentatively sniffed it when I got home and I reckon it was a mixture of baby-snot mixed with lemon cake from when she was sat on my lap with a chunk of my hair wrapped around her fist.
 
Help me moopy

I'm going on this press trip Monday, and because I am faking every bit of my role, I have no idea what is expected of me?!
 
@Rachey - is your mum called Val cause she’s just started following me on Instagram :disco:
 
My god can you imagine 😭 it would be bad enough if Mandy joined!
 
We follow each other on Instagram and occasionally comment on posts, but otherwise no, I miss him :(

As long as he is all good. You should try and tempt him back! You and him were a great double act.
 

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